A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted.....to stop this happening your headphones have been permanently glued to your head, and now they keep increasing in volume, getting louder and louder and louder with no way to turn them down.

 

I wish I could talk to the animals....

[Guest Dorian_JE]

Granted! But the animals all speak in Chinese

 

I wish I was on Holiday

Edited May 14, 2018 by Dorian_JE

[DDevoted_Embrace]

Granted! But it's a Holiday in Cambodia, and you're now stuck in a song by Dead Kennedys.

 

I wish i could invent faster-than-light travel.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, but you are unable to travel by any means other than walking

 

Forgot to add my wish.

 

I wish I had a pet fish

Edited May 15, 2018 by GlitterMonster

[Guest Den]

Granted, but it's a piranha that always escapes its bowl.

I wish I could eat all the sweets I wanted to and not gain any weight >-<

Edited May 15, 2018 by Den

[NeptunesGreatestHits]

Granted but you lose the sense of taste

 

I wish I could play guitar!

[xBabydollx]

Granted, but u become deaf and locked away in a place with nobody to hear u play.

 

I wish I had an amazing memory to where learning anything becomes easy.

[Guest Den]

Granted, but to make room for all this information you'd have to forget your most precious memories.

I wish I was the luckiest person in the world

[xBabydollx]

Granted, u are the luckiest person in the world, but it attracts huge amounts of envy, so everyone hates to be around u.

 

I wish I has a cheap, properly functioning Ps4, with a reasonable collection of games to work with it.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, but you can only play it by yourself.

 

I wish I had a friendly robot

Edited May 19, 2018 by GlitterMonster

[xBabydollx]

Hehe I prefer solo games, so works for me

 

Granted, u have a friendly robot....but it's a little too friendly and wants all of ur attention. It even develops romantic feelings for u, believing the 2 of u are inseperable and 'meant to be'

 

I wish I had a really good meal right now

[LittleJayMay]

Granted, but chair you sit in to eat this meal is made out of Legos!

 

I wish for a shopping spree to buy more cute little clothes.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted but there is only one store to buy from and they are put of your size.

 

I wish to have a beautiful flower garden

[Song`rim Redtide]

Granted but all other animals have developed a sudden hunger for you.

 

I wish to have a severe case of Amnesia. 

[GlitterMonster]

Granted but you can never gain memories..you never know who you are or where you are, why you are there, how you got that..etc

 

I wish I had the power to teleport

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted, but you have no control over it and get teleported at the most inconvenient times and you always end up in the one same spot miles from anywhere.

 

I wish I could juggle...

[shadowrider]

Granted, but you can only juggle live porcupines and they are allergic to you so they sneeze a lot so you are forever digging quils out of yourself.

 

 

I wish my car ran on water instead of gas.

[Imnewtothis33]

Your wish is my command, but the hole for filling the tank is so small you have to fill it using one of those tiny coffee straws

 

I wish I didn't have to wait forever for my hair to grow out

[Little-one-xo]

Granted, but your armpit and leg hair will grow just as fast.

 

I wish I could read a book in an hour.

[Guest Kerjin]

Granted but the only book you can ever read is the technical manual for a 1942 Willys Jeep.

 

 

I wish I could be the solo winner in the next big Powerball Lottery.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but you can't remember where you put the ticket.

 

 

 

I wish I could find that ticket

[Guest BabyGlitterMilk]

Granted but it’s stolen right out of your hands!! >:3c

 

I wish my dolls were alive!

[Little-one-xo]

Granted, but they don't like cuddles or tea parties. Or dresses

 

I wish I could have a big, pretty garden!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

GRANTED!!! ........but your big, pretty garden grows really fast and quickly becomes a big tangled mess of impenetrable weeds 50 feet high that trap you inside your house.

 

I wish I could run faster the Usain Bolt....

[GlitterMonster]

Granted but you can only ever move that fast, so you are always walking into doors that can't keep up with your speed, you have to make multiple circles around the office just to sit down, grocery shopping is a nightmare because you can't slow down to pull anything off the shelves!

 

I wish I had a swimming pool