A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Guest TokidokiHelloKitty]

Granted! But the marshmallows are molded.

 

 

I wish I had a new stuffie

[JamieD]

Granted but your stuffie turned out to be a Chucky doll from child’s play and ended up creeping you out and being generally scary.

 

I wish my littles birthday was tomorrow so I could give her a present now.

[MissPattch]

granted, her birthday is tomorrow, but owing to the fact you are both in lockdown, you can't get closer than 2 metres, so there'll be no hugging or kissing. When you throw her gift at her, make sure she knows how to catch, i'd hate for you to knock her out on her special day...

 

I wish i had rocket powered roller skates!

[JamieD]

Granted, but unfortunately you you bought the cheap Chinese version that used fireworks instead of rockets, so instead of flying along on your skates you just stay put with a horrible screeching noise from firework fountain shooting out the back of your skates.

 

I wish I could sing well instead of sounding like a tone deaf seal!

[MissPattch]

granted, you now have the most amazing singing voice, but it came at the cost of taking it from your little, who now can't sing at all. She spends her days silently miming along with no voice... 

 

I wish i could drive so distance wasn't so much of an issue

[JamieD]

Granted you now have your scooter licence. You can go anywhere you want at no more than 30 miles an hour. Oh and it’s winter so it’s cold wet and miserable too. But other than that. Fill your boots

 

I wish unicorns were real.

[MissPattch]

granted, unicorns are a living, breathing species. and now responsible for the increased mortality rate among little girls who just want to fuss them. Its those horns.... lethal i tell you....

 

I wish i had as many pretty dodi's as i do bedtime stories

[JamieD]

Granted. You know have a several dodi’s but at night time it becomes a nightmare trying to pick which one to have. They look at you, each one saying pick me, pick me. Then you pick one and all the others are soooooo disappointed you have to listen to them crying themselves to sleep in the drawer next to your bed, while you suck on the chosen one.

 

I wish my little had a drop seat onesie :-)

[MissPattch]

Granted! She now has the cutest little onesie with a flap on the back, allowing for all manner of things such as bathroom breaks and impromptu spankings. Just make sure you supervise her putting it on, cos i'd hate for her to put it on backwards, and instead of flashing her padded bottom, she'd be flashing something else and at risk of being arrested >.<

 

I wish i had a onesie with foots on it

[JamieD]

Granted you now have a onesie with foots on it, but unfortunately they come with someone else’s feet attached to the bottom. That’s bad enough but these particular feet are also super smelly!

 

I wish I had a new computer, mine is sooooo slow.

[MissPattch]

granted, you have the newest top of the line PC, who's processor and memory is so fast, it does things before you even knew you needed them doing, which is great, but its not always the things you want doing that it does. Jeez, first your little brats, now your shiny new PC .... have fun with that 

 

I wish i had time to go horse riding again

[JamieD]

Granted but as you can’t help being a naughty brat all the time, trotting is a particularly sore experience these days. And having all those crops in the house is gonna have its downsides ;-)

 

I wish I could I could time travel.

[MissPattch]

Granted! but in order to jump in time, you need to pretend to sneeze. Simples. Unless you got allergies...? You don't got allergies, right..??

 

I wish i wasn't afraid of open water

[JamieD]

Granted. In order to cure your fear of open water you are made to row across the Atlantic in a canoe, with a group of other thalassophobes, one of which had the most annoying laugh on the planet and finds everything anyone says hilarious.

 

I wish I wasn’t too scared to sky dive.

[MissPattch]

granted! You take a plane up just to be in the air, with a parachute as standard, the doors open and somebody pushes you out. It's more sky falling than diving, so no fear for you

 

I wish i i could speak fluent Welsh

[shadowrider]

Granted, you are now a fluent speaker of Welsh. Sadly in the years it took you to learn this beautiful yet complex language it has now become a dead language. You are the only fluent speaker.

 

 

I wish I could be in 2 places at once and experience both fully.

[MintieSweetie]

Not true, I also speak welsh xD
Granted, however, as you are gaining twice as many amazing experiences as other people, you age faster and have less time to experience things Sorry!

I wish I could pause time 

[ilovepuppies]

Granted, but the cupcake has worms in it!

 

I wish I got to go to Build a Bear!

[Guest Princessblushie]

Granted. Once you get there your hands get stuck to the door and you can’t go in .

 

I wish i had lots of chicken nuggets!

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but they are stale.

 

I wish I had a mommy.

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but all she feeds you is spoiled chunky milk and moldy chicken nuggets.

 

I wish that food had no calories , and you could chose the way you wanted to look.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but the food taste bad.

 

I wish I had a diaper.

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but you only get the one ... for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish that I could have telepathy with animals.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but you instantly learn that animals complain even more than humans. Nothing is ever good enough. "The squeaky toy squeaks in the wrong pitch. The old chew toy tasted better. This new cat litter sticks to my paws." And now that they know you understand them they expect you to talk to the humans on their behalf to fix everything.

 

I wish I had some rainbow doberge cake right now. Enough to share so we all had a piece.

[LeftyGuitar]

Granted, but the cake is old and stale.

 

I wish I had a trillion dollars.