A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Granted! But on the only day you can manage to go, the weather is awful. Storms and huge tidal waves. 

 

I wish hard decisions were easier to make

[JamieD]

Granted. You no longer have hard decisions, or decisions of any kind to make. Your day is simply a repeat of the one before, which wasn’t a very good day. No matter what you try and do the outcome is always the same, as you no longer are able to make choices. Sorry ‍♂

 

I wish I was a successful Formula 1 driver.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are a champion F1 driver YAY!! But you're so used to driving so fast on the track, that all your hard earned prize money goes on all the speeding tickets you get off of the track....Eek! Drive safe

 

I wish i was centrally heated

[JamieD]

Granted, but your central heating system only has one temperature setting. Which is lovely and warm in winter but baking hot in summer. Your body tries to compensate and self regulate which means you sweat constantly from head to toe, from April to October.

 

I wish I had an orange tree which provided an endless supply of Terry’s chocolate orange.

Edited October 15, 2020 by JamieD

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But like my broken central heating, you chocolate oranges are either melted and runny from the sun, or frozen solid from the cold... i hope you have dental insurance....

 

I wish i could go into space 

[JamieD]

Granted, you win a trip to the international space station. As you are taking the place of a science officer, you have to complete the experiments which he had set up. This requires you to take several species of spider to the ISS and move them into a temporary home, making sure they are fed and watered as the effects of zero gravity are to be observed and recorded.

 

I wish I lived in a mansion with a swimming pool and cinema.

[MissPattch]

Granted! You live in the hugest mansion, with an olympic sized pool, diving board, and private cinema which show all the new releases. you are truly blessed to be able to clean for such a lucky family! They even let you stay in the pool house!  

 

I wish i was more flexible

[JamieD]

Granted, your bones have turned to rubber and you can now bend in any direction you want . Unfortunately they are no longer string or rigid enough to support your body so you have to resort to moving across the floor like a worm.

 

I wish my sofa had a beer fridge and a wine rack.

[MissPattch]

Granted! Your sofa has a beer fridge packed full and a wine rack besides, but it's an antisocial sofa and doesn't like to share. How do you feel about tap water?

 

I wish everybody rode unicorns and pegasus' instead of driving cars 

[JamieD]

Granted. However unicorns and Pegasus poop now cover the roads and you are employed by unipegpoop Ltd. Your job is to shovel the mess to the side of the road for collection so the road can stay open.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[MissPattch]

Granted! But it doesn't take you backwards and forwards, like you would expect... It takes you sideways....  so you're always in the exact same time, just in a parallel universe 

 

i wish my nails weren't so thin and grew faster

[JamieD]

Granted. You now have nails that are super strong and grow super fast. Wolverine would be proud. But there is a downside. They grow so fast they always need to be trimmed so you can still use your hands. But as they are so strong, normal nail clippers won’t work. The only things that will keep them short are heavy duty power tools.

 

I wish I was a super hero

[MissPattch]

Granted! Your super power is the bestest hugs ever! But due to the current medical climate, you're at risk of being kicked out of of the club, cos you aren't allowed close enough to do your job 

 

I wish you could send hugs in the post

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted but now you have to hug every post you send (think of it as a signature)

I wish my little wasn't so far away

[Kitten&Spice]

Granted! However now you both are so close that you are joined at the hip! You can’t go anywhere without having them right on top of you! So say goodbye to privacy!

 

I wish that I had a really cool super power! Like Spider-Man!

[shadowrider]

Granted, you now have a super power exactly like Spider Man's, well almost exactly. (Insert fine print and disclaimer here. Your mileage may vary.) You are able to shoot webs and catch bad guys. The draw back is that the spider that bit you was a lot older and the venom was more powerful. So now not only do you shoot webs from your bum like an actual spider but every time you use your powers you become a little more of a real spider. 

I would avoid taco bell if I were you.

 

I wish I had some frozen custard right now.

[Arlene-is-mean]

Granted, only problem is the custard was frozen with liquid nitrogen, and is now so cold it’s inedible unless you want tongue damage

 

Wish I could change my personality at will

Edited October 19, 2020 by Arlene-is-mean

[MissPattch]

Granted, but every body else is doing things at the poor guy too, so you have to wait your turn.

 

I wish i had more patience

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Granted! But in order to become so amazingly patient you are assigned to babysit 30 kids for 30 hours straight!

 

I wish my house would clean itself.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but it sweeps everything under the rugs. Soon you will feel like you are strolling through the hills of the countryside as the piles keep building.

 

 

I wish I had a cat like Garfield

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted! Congratulations on your new animated cat that still needs to be fed with real food! Oh, and only you can understand what it says so you'll look like a crazy person talking (and arguing) with your animated cat 

I wish I had more energy

[shadowrider]

Granted, the power company just upgraded your transformer and increased it's output by roughly 75%. They are pushing so much power to your place that the off switches on your appliances and lights no longer work. Good luck sleeping with everything in the house running at once. That is the kind of energy you meant right?

 

 

I wish this rain would stop so I can go fishing tomorrow.

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted it stops raining. The problem is now it forgets how to rain at all. Have fun living in what will become a desert. I don't see fishing lasting long.

I wish my little lived closer

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Granted, so the towns you each live in are picked up in each hand of a giant. He then sets the towns down right smack next to each other. But now there's a big crater where your towns used to be, and people keep getting stuck in the craters and loosing their way!

 

I wish I would start going to sleep earlier!

[shadowrider]

Granted, but since you were a little vague in your wish, each night you now go to sleep 10 minutes earlier than the night before. Soon you will be falling asleep at the store or work and staying up all night. Eventually you will make your way back around but only to start the cycle again. 

 

 

I wish I had marshmallows for my hot cocoa.