A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Granted, but in order to do that, they trade out all their players and recruit names like joseph Gomez, Andrew Robertson, Joel Matip and change their name to Liverpool FC 

 

I wish getting in trouble wasn't so easy...

[JamieD]

Granted but as you are naturally mischievous, you end up sad as you miss playing tricks on your daddy and getting into mischief. Even if it can get a little ouchy, it’s definitely worth it sometimes.

 

I wish I could get a six pack without having to do all the exercises.

[MissPattch]

granted, except the six pack you ordered from supermarket .com was out of stock, so they sent you the keg 

 

I wish i had a pair of roller skates

[JamieD]

Granted but it turns out you are terrible at skating and after landing hard on your butt for the 9th time you take them off and chuck them in the bin.

 

I wish I had a hover board, like in back to the future.

[MissPattch]

Granted, But due to a misprint in the manufacturing process, you now are the proud owner of a hoover board and the cleanest carpets in the county!

 

I wish needles didn't hurt :/

[JamieD]

Granted but for a needle to not hurt it mustn’t be sharp and so it now no longer is able to pierce the skin. The only other way to administer the medicine is by suppository!

 

I wish I could play the guitar or piano.

[MissPattch]

Granted! But you've been practicing your guitar so much your hand is swollen, and you can no longer administer discipline to your naughty little, who is quite the mischievous little imp 

 

I wish that bad habits were easier to break

[JamieD]

Granted but to have no bad habits you end up with no temptation and if you have no temptation you have no desire. So whilst it’s good that you no longer crave the bad things, you also no longer crave the good.

 

I wish I that summers were longer and winters were shorter.

[MissPattch]

Granted, Summer's are now a long, slow affair. Seemingly endless days of warm sun and and days spent lounging around at the beach and in the garden...Winter however, is now all crammed into one week, but it's the worst week ever!! Rain, snow, sleet, storms, temperatures below freezing every single day and night. There are no seasonal changes, one day it's hot, the next its cold. And every one spends the next 6 months with stuffy noses and head colds. Thanks ^^

 

I wish i could speak and read Latin

[JamieD]

Granted but now it’s the only language you can speak and read. So no-one has a clue what you are saying anymore.

 

I wish I there was no such thing as covid 19 and i was on holiday somewhere warm.

[MissPattch]

Granted! You are on a luxurious golden sandy beach, with a nice drink and a cool breeze, alone, cos you forgot to wish for company :/

 

I wish the weekend wasn't over

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted.....all though you may soon regret it, as its the same 3 days over and over and over again like in ground hogs day. Now say it with me now gee I wonder what the lesson could be?? Well you have eternity to find out and break the cycle. See you Monday morning...

 

I wish I had a endless supply of cash

Edited October 5, 2020 by BigDaddyDominant

[shadowrider]

Granted, you now have an endless supply of Cash. Johnny Cash to be precise. You can no longer turn on the radio or tv without hearing or seeing the man in black. Could be worse.

 

 

I wish I a Reese's cup right now

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted your now a Reese's cup. The only problem now is that everyone wants to eat you because your so delicious. Gotta love that chocolate and peanut buttery goodness

 

I wish I had limitless internet

[Kitten&Spice]

Granted! However due to you over spending your time you slowly become one with the internet. And then eventually you get sucked in. You are nothing more then a body of wires and a screen!

 

I wish for a bunch of Swedish fish and Cherries!

[Guest princesslovelace]

Granted ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧!! The Swedish fish turned to real huge living fish! You road on top of the fish while other huge swedish fish followed behind as you all traveled across the sea. The fish took you to a pretty island where lots of cherry trees grew

 

I wish I was a pretty princess   living in a cute castle

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are the most beautiful princess that ever lived, and your castle is covered in mermaids scales so its all glittery and shiny in the eternal sunshine that graces your lands. The price of your everlasting gorgeousness is having to smear the foulest smelling cream over your face every night ( you don't wanna know why it smells so bad, trust me...) And your sparkly, shiny, glittery castle scales are replaced when they dull by plucking fresh scales off the mermaids you keep captive in a dungeon underneath the tide at the edge of your castle walls

 

I wish i was water repellant

[JamieD]

Granted, but now your body is covered head to toe in a thin layer of plastic. Great for repelling water, but it also means you have lost your sense of touch on your whole body.

 

I wish it was already the weekend.

[Kitten&Spice]

Granted! However you sadly missed all the fun adventures and experiences the rest of the week had to offer Especially Taco Tuesday and Free Friday!

 

I wish that I could sing as beautiful as a siren!

[JamieD]

Granted but the only siren you sound like is an air raid siren!

 

I wish I had an open log fireplace in my house.

[Guest princesslovelace]

Granted ♤◇♤◇ You had the log fireplace in your house~but then suddenly the fire in the fireplace turned into a living creature. It was a girl made from fire, you mission was to go find the girl before she burns the whole village down

 

I wish captain america was my boyfriend heheheh ♡

Edited October 13, 2020 by PrincessRoseCandy

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You and captain America live happily in your mermaid scale castle I'd like to say happily ever after, but as you know, i'm sure, he was on ice for a little while and likes it kinda cool in his castle, but being a delicate princess, you need it toasty and warm... I think you see where this is going... 

 

I wish the polar ice caps weren't getting smaller

[Guest princesslovelace]

Granted ◇◇◇ The polar ice caps are now looking nice and full. All the wildlife in the area are living happily in the polar ice caps. Until global warming hits again 2 years later putting the caps back to where they wear before

 

I wish for a box of macarons ♡♡

Edited October 13, 2020 by PrincessRoseCandy

[Frog]

Granted. You now have a box of macarons. You see so many cute colors. But they're flavored broccoli, cauliflower, and fish.

 

I wish I could find my graphite sticks.

[Josei]

Granted but they are all broken in to unusable pieces

 

I wish I could go on the beach