A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[JamieD]

Granted but then you wouldn’t like real ones as much.

 

I wish Star Trek teleporters were real

[MissPattch]

Granted! But instead of moving you from place to place, they move you back and forth in time, and you have no control over which one you get ...

 

I wish dragons were real

[JamieD]

Granted but you keep ending up with singed eyebrows every time time you tried to stroke your pet baby dragon.

 

I wish puppies never grew up as they are soooooo cute!

[MissPattch]

Granted... but have fun with the constant lack of toilet training....

 

I wish  i could live in my pyjamas

[JamieD]

Granted, but the ones you have to live in are the back zipper kind and you can’t reach the zip without help.

 

I wish I could go to school at Hogwarts.

[shadowrider]

Granted, you get to go to school at Hogwart's. But sadly you didn't specify which Hogwart's. You are currently enrolled in a 6 year program at a new university in Denmark that studies a new phenomenon by which hogs are giving people warts which grow to resemble little curly pig tails. Please study hard and help solve this issue before it gets out of hand.

 

 

I wish I had some strawberry milk.

[MissPattch]

Granted, but you have to milk them yourself, i hope you weren't in any hurry...

 

I wish my books read them selves aloud and did all the voices and everything

Edited October 2, 2020 by MissPattch

[JamieD]

Granted but unfortunately you got the Russian language version by mistake and it won’t stop reading the story over and over again.

 

I wish I could fly like a bird.

[MissPattch]

Granted, but that bird is a Dodo 

 

I wish my bed was closer to my sofa >.<

[JamieD]

Granted but your whole house has now shrunk and squashed together. Your bedroom is now also the lounge and the kitchen. You can’t even stand up straight anymore.

 

I wish my wine glass filled itself up.

[MissPattch]

Granted! But it never refills with the same drink twice, so while you had a nice glass of red, next you might get cabbage water, or almond milk, or some other liquid >.<

 

I wish that i lived on the ground floor, and not the third

[JamieD]

Granted but the ground floor is a Gym and you have to live, eat and sleep amongst the sweaty bodied gym bunnies.

 

I wish my house cleaned itself.

Edited October 3, 2020 by JamieD

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But like you, it also gets fed up of cleaning, and now it just shouts at you like your parents did when you were a kid, leaving your stuff all over the place 

 

I wish I had a blue dinosaur stuffy!

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted! But every night it comes to life and needs to be walked, fed, cleaned and played with.

I wish I could skip in time to next month

[MissPattch]

Granted, but after a whole month of skipping, you sleep through whatever it was you were sooooooooo looking forward to....

 

I wish i had somebody to brush my hair for me

[shadowrider]

Granted, but it is a chimp and he uses his fingers. Wouldn't be so bad but those are the same fingers he picks his nose and flings feces with.

*hands you some industrial strength shampoo*

 

 

I wish I had gone fishing this morning instead of catching up on sleep.

[Kitten&Spice]

Granted! You managed to go fishing! However there was not many fish and you only managed to catch the smallest fish in the area. Hmmm strangely he seems to have a crown??

I wonder...*out comes the king of fishes who; in bubbly fish language, says you have stolen his son” now after the fish trial you are sentenced to 2 tadpole years in catfish jail. Goodness maybe it would have been better if it was a dream!

 

I wish that there was a roller rink in my area!

[MissPattch]

Granted!! but the whole rink is on its own wheels, and is never in the same place twice, so i hope you didn't make plans....

 

I wish i had a pet Ponyo

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted but its a miniature Pony and it only eats miniature cloths. Have fun keeping your wardrobe

I wish I had a endless supply of Dr Pepper

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Granted, but you didn't specify whether it came in a container or not. You only said Dr. Pepper. So it fills your living space and you have to swim in it!

 

I wish I could go to an amusement park.

[JamieD]

Granted, but you are not tall enough to go in any of the rides so you just have to watch.

 

I wish I had a money tree in my back garden so I never had to worry about bills again.

Edited October 5, 2020 by JamieD

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a huge money tree in your garden, but it was made in India, and the exchange rate is rubbish :/

 

I wish i could spend one whole day handcuffed to my Daddy

[JamieD]

Granted but the handcuff key gets lost and it’s the holidays so all the shops are shut so you are stuck like that for 3 days.

 

I wish I could be as brave as Luke, as strong as chewie and as wise as yoda.

[MissPattch]

Granted, all that awesome wrapped up in one tiny little ewok sized body! Go You!!

 

I wish i owned colouring pencils in every colour there ever was, and that they never went blunt

[JamieD]

Granted but because there are soooooo many shades of colours, you have that many you can never find the one you want.

 

I wish Manchester United were good again