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A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side


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Granted! But the only person available to do your grocery shop is Drop Dead Fred. The eggs don't make it to the fridge, cos he threw them at your windows.. and don't even ask about the chocolate spread... :D

 

I wish i woke up every day to my favourite foods in my fridge, all ready for me to eat. 

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Granted but within 2 seconds of taking out of the fridge, the food starts decomposing.

 

I wish I had a massive room filled with yummy candy.

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Granted, but the room has no doors, is basically Fort Knox in terms of security and all you can do is look in to it through a tiny tiny unbreakable window.

I wish I could control time.

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granted!! You can manipulate time and bend it to your will, until the batteries in your little zapper thingy run out, and then you're stuck where ever you happened to be at the time... Oh well, think of it like a holiday. A permanent holiday... :unsure:

 

I wish the swimming pools were open

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Granted, all area pools are now open. Too bad this whole time they were closed no one took care of them. That's ok though, if you like swimming in the swamp like I do.

 

I wish I could invent a calorie free food that tasted great and was nutritious.

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Granted, you have invented a whole new food group with 0 calories and the most delicious flavour, shame about the odour and aesthetics though...nobody really is going to want to eat something that looks and smells like dog vomit, no matter how good it tastes  :unsure:

 

I wish honesty was compulsory.

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Your wish is granted! But now you can't stop yourself from saying the first thing that pops into your mind, and so you are constantly in socially awkward situations!

 

I wish it would rain!

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Guest BigDaddyDominant
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Granted but now it rains all the time. Welcome to Seattle lol

I wish I could eat cheeseburgers

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Granted! However you may want to be careful with each one you eat! You may be able to eat one but that makes another cheeseburger alive and they have a hunger for people! Who knew the apocalypse would be started by one man eating a cheeseburger:P

 

I wish that I could talk to animals!

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Granted! You can now talk to all animals past, present and future. However, you get confused after a while and start making animal noises when trying to talk with humans  *glitter* 

I wish I had all the parts for my first PC build already!!

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Guest BigDaddyDominant
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*grins darkly* Being a IT why  did you have to pick my fave...Ok you have all the parts except none of them fit and its from a 1980's computer running windows 3.1 have fun finding anything that's compatible in the future and is able to run.

 

I wish my little was with me

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Granted, your little is right there beside you. But they saw the pile of antique computer parts you just dumped on Mr. J and are rather miffed you would do that to someone. Now you must try and explain why you would do that while listening to the huffs and puffs of an agitated little. So much for snuggle time.

 

I wish I had some popcorn right now.

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Wish granted! You receive a popcorn machine! However you don’t know how much kernels to put in it so you pour in the whole bag! Now you have a house full of popcorn and not enough room for it all! Better get to eating!

 

I wish I had a birthday cake! (Birthday was the 18th)

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Granted!! But seeing as you are a week late with your birthday wish, the cake is gone stale and has the consistency of cardboard... still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  O.o

 

I wish i was in iceland right now, the country, NOT the supermarket!

Guest BigDaddyDominant
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Granted...except its the middle of winter and the low get deep into the - C. I hope you dressed real warm or vital parts may fall off :p . And btw your sanity is out on the second star to the left and on till dawn (waits to see who gets the reference)

 

I wish I wasn't hungry

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Granted, you'll never be hungry again. But you'll never eat again either... No more yummy foods for you!! But you still have to watch everyone else eating all the nummy foods, and you can smell them all, but no eating >.<

 

I wish Neverland was real :p

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Granted! However Peter Pan only keeps you around while you are still young! With luck you may be able to fool him with your little space but who knows how long it will work before he comes to realize. So be careful and know to trust Captain Hook!

 

I wish that I could go on an adventure!

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Granted although as part for that adventure you end up in stuck in a never ending maze and there appears to be no way out.

 

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

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Granted!! But now your insides are in one place, making a mess EVERYWHERE!!! and your outsides are just a pile of moosh in the other.... O.o

 

I wish puddles didn't make my feet wet...

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Granted, but now puddles automatically dry up as soon as you try and jump in them spoiling all your fun.

 

I wish I could eat yummy food all day and not get fat.

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granted! You can eat all the yummy foods all day, but only at the cost of having to eat all the yucky ones all night. Hope you like the anchovies >.<

 

I wish my toys tidied themselves away

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Granted. Your toys tidied themselves away, but now they only want to come out and play when they feel like it.

 

I wish chocolate was one of your 5 a day

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Granted! but because of a mix up with Daylight savings, each day is now 2 hours long ^^

 

I wish Build A Bears red panda was available in store and not just online :/

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Granted but the only store with any stock left is in North Korea ‍♂

 

I wish I could give my little a wardrobe that gave her an endless supply of super cute little clothes.

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Granted! But now it takes the whole day to decide what to wear, and by the time you have chosen? I'ts time to choose PJ's instead :/

 

I wish you could send cuddles in the mail

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