A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

granted!! But due to glitch in the matrix, the only thing you can ever wish for now is more wishes... :/

 

I wish for a huge thunder storm today...

[shadowrider]

Granted, the thunder is so huge it shatters all the glass in your house and car but no rain comes with it. Have fun trying to stay cool in your windowless house. And good luck sleeping tonight when all the mosquitoes realize you have no windows.

 

I wish the person below me had their favorite snack right now.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! She has a whole bag full of chips and a massive bowl of salsa!! yummy!! and as soon as he rips open the bag, she finds her self surrounded by all teh hungry littles, and cos she's a nice person, she shares with all her friends ^^

 

I wish i hadn't let my belly button piercing close over :/

[LeanBlaster]

Granted! but now you are unable to recover any opening on your body, however small a opening is :0

 

i wish i could go back in time and chose a different path than the one i walk today :c

[MissPattch]

Granted! But you went so far back, walking isn't even an option... crawling maybe, but it's probably gonna take you a while like that >.<

 

I wish it was the 6th of July 2020 already....

 

*edited for specifics

Edited June 21, 2020 by MissPattch

[shadowrider]

Granted, it is July 6th 2020. But you have granted and corrupted so many people's wishes this year that you are completely exhausted and are sleeping through it. See you on the 7th.

 

 

I wish I had a popsicle right now.

[PigtailPrincess]

Granted. You have a popsicle however eating said popsicle will result in the Zombie virus starting so you have to watch it melt or risk the outbreak. 

 

I wish my garden would weed itself 

 

(Hope I did this right)

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

*glitter* *glitter* G-R-A-N-T-E-D! *glitter* *glitter* *glitter*

 

Your garden now weeds itself, it does too good a job though, as it treats everything green as a weed, leaving you with a bare, dusty patch of earth for a garden in which anything that grows is immediately weeded out by your garden. You need never weed again. Enjoy your weed free dustbowl of a garden!....Your welcome

 

I wish that every single member on the DDlg forum could have a delicious freshly baked cookie in their favourite flavour to eat and enjoy

 

(P.S. Happy to have you playing along Pigtail Princess, you did it just perfect, great job!!)

[shadowrider]

Granted, every single member has a cookie that looks and smells amazing that they can eat and enjoy. Just as they are about to eat said cookie all the non single members interrupt and try to take the cookies. While both sides try to take possession of the cookies they all crumble to pieces and fall to the ground. They are then quickly scarfed down by pigeons that have been watching the scene unfold. Welp, nice try.

 

I wish I had some cool whip

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

GRANTED!!! You have an endless supply of cool whip......although unfortunately it is all stored in your nose and comes out only when you sneeze. Enjoy

 

I wish I had life size friendly gummy bears as friends

[weebitofabit]

GRANTED!

 

You now have several life size, friendly gummy bears for friends. They love to have spanking parties!! All your friends are tired of being spanked, so now it's just you and them. So they all take turns spanking you all day and all night long, forever and ever and ever...

 

I wish for a beautiful house on the coast!

Edited June 30, 2020 by weebitofabit

[Guest Carson_Daddy]

Granted! You were just granted a beautiful house on the coast with beautiful clear weather almost everyday and glistering transparent water with soft and powder-like sand on the seashore. You are finally dropped off by an Uber and walk inside while the Uber leaves... but... you just realize the nearest sight of civilization is several dozens of kilometers away... you have no car, no bike, no signal, and no way to go back without walking the devastating distance all by foot.

 

Good luck!

 

I wish my little would be a good girl and always wake up right on her wake-up-time and go to sleep exactly when her bedtime comes without any pouts or disobedience.

Edited June 30, 2020 by Carson_Daddy

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have the most obedient little when it comes to her bedtime routine, but the only way you have been able to achieve this is by a robotic infrastructure, that regulates her body. This wonderfully predicatble routine comes at the cost of no more bubble baths and Dinner dates... you can't feed or wash a robot.... Sorry... i guess a little free will isn't so bad after all, huh?

 

I wish butterflies didn't flutter....

 

*edited for spelling

Edited June 30, 2020 by MissPattch

[AHumanBeing]

Granted! Butterflies now make the sound of a jet engine as they shoot through the sky.

 

I wish I had an army of clone slaves.

[MissPattch]

Granted! But they're all clones of you so now nobody can tell which one has a mind of its own, so you all have to muck in and slave away.... gutted :/

 

I wish that i had a life size pegasus that i could ride on and fly around the skies with 

[shadowrider]

Granted, you now have the most beautiful and majestic pegasus that you could ever imagine. Did I mention it is extremely scared of loud noises? Especially those ridiculously loud butterflies that seem to be ever present. I guess you can try knitting some ear muffs to calm the poor things nerves.

 

I wish I had a bicycle too small to ride and no where to ride it.

[Guest BrieNN]

You got it. But now you're forever doomed to try to ride it as your one and only form of transportation. You can't walk anymore, indoors or outdoors.

 

I wish I had the power of teleportation.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but there seems to be a glitch in your ability and every time you try to teleport you end up next to the closest person with a telephone. Good luck using that power in the city.

 

I wish I had a piece of cake and some milk.

[Guest BrieNN]

Granted but you'll miss your mouth.

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and have whatever I wanted instantly appear.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted.....it instantly appears to you, but its always miles away as a speck on the horizon. Hope you have some good binoculars

 

I wish I had a pet lion (rawr)

[MissPattch]

Granted. You have the most awesome of pets in the entire world, but you've fussed it that much, all its hair has fallen out so now it looks more like a giant Sphynx cat than the king of the Jungle...

 

I wish for chocolate ice cream...

[Guest BrieNN]

Granted...here are your chocolate-flavored ice cubes and cream soda. That's what you asked for, right? My ears were a little blocked, I may have misheard you.

 

I wish I never blinked again.

[MissPattch]

Granted. You had surgery to remove your eyelids entirely. Now, instead of covering your nose when you sneeze, you have to put your hands over your eyeballs, in case they pop out by accident.. You don't get allergies, right?! 

 

I wish my hair dyed its self

[RainDoeSprinkles]

Granted, but the your hair is mischievous and always dyed itself at the worst possible time!

 

I wish I could re paint my room!

[shadowrider]

Granted, you could re paint your room, but you don't so it will always be the same.

 

I wish someone would go grocery shopping for me.