A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Granted! She is sat on your lap, "helping" you play those games, just don't look at your K/D ratio when she's all done "helping" >.< 

 

I wish i could decide what picture i want to colour in ...

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted you decide what picture to color except every color is outside the lines

I wish I could bake

[Guest Fleur-Angelique]

Granted, you can bake and you're the best person in the world at it, but you from now on ONLY eat one thing yourself - cake.

 

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted you can now shape shift unfortunately its only into a mouse have fun with cats

I wish I had never ending coffee

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a cup of coffee that never ends!! Sweet!! But you didn't say anything about it staying hot.... hope you don't mind it kinda tepid 

 

I wish i had a real laundry fairy

[Guest Acenya]

Granted, but the fairy can only wash doll size clothes because she's so tiny!

 

 

I wish I had a huge stuffie, like Totoro size, so I could sleep on top of it. 

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have the most enormous stuffie EVER!! He was brought to your house and stuffed indoors otherwise they wouldn't have gotten him through the door!! You have the best nights sleep on top of your Totoro - sized stuffie, but you can only sleep in one position, flat on your back, because theres not enough room between him and your ceiling to wriggle, and snuggle, and fidget >.<

 

I wish that wishes came true

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but the wish gods require a sacrifice for each fulfilled wish. Disproportionate sacrifices, an eye for a grain of salt type of deal.

I wish my room had fishtank walls

[MissPattch]

Granted! All 4 walls of your room are now huge glass tanks full of crystal clear water, corals of a million different colours, and plants with names you can't even pronounce, let alone spell. If only you'd have remembered to wish for the fish too..... Doh!! >.<

 

I wish i could take an impromptu trip to Iceland. (The country, not the supermarket )

 

*edited for bad spelling >.<

Edited April 6, 2020 by MissPattch

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but you have to travel in a time machine and as such are sent back to around year 900. You're now in Iceland though, have fun! :3

 

I wish I was better at storytelling

[MissPattch]

Granted! But now every time you talk, it comes out in a story, so even a simple"yes please" becomes an epic tale of lost loves, and dark towers in far off lands    

 

I wish I could hear what people are thinking when ever i want

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You can now hear what people are thinking whenever you want. But now that is all you are able to hear. You can no longer hear what is being said aloud to you. And you can only hear one person at a time.

 

I wish my bike was fixed so I could go on bike rides.

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted your bike is now fixed but has no chain have fun pushing it around
 

I wish I wasn't so hungry

[MissPattch]

Granted! You are no longer hungry... in fact, you no longer feel the desire to eat at all    Lunch dates with friends see you sitting there with an empty plate while they fill themselves with all kinds of yummy foods... i hope you tasted lots of nice things and made lots of yummy memories >.<

 

I wish i had somebody to play Elder Scrolls Online with

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted you now have someone to play Elder scrolls with except that's all they do 24/7. Have fun hearing about it and everything you never wanted to know.

 

I wish I wasn't depressed

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You are no longer depressed. But now you are always happy. You can no longer feel any other emotions.

 

I wish I had a pet duck!

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Congrats you now have  pet duck the only problem is its the size of Godzilla. Have fun finding enough food to feed your monster duck.

 

I wish my ear didn't hurt

[Guest plushbee]

granted! but now, your other ear hurts.

i wish i had more money

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have all the money you could wish for, but you can't buy anything because all the shops are shut during this pandemic.... you could always use it in place of toilet tissue, ya know, if things get really bad... >.<

 

I wish i was brave enough to dye my hair pink...

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Congrats granted you can now dye your hair pink I hope you like it a lot because now that's permanently the color of your hair

 

I wish I wasn't so alone...

[MissPattch]

Granted! You are no longer alone, you are surrounded by hundreds of people ALL THE TIME...... In the house, in the car, in the garden, in the bathroom 

 

I wish i could get a decent nights sleep...

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

*glitter* *glitter*  G - R - A -N  - T - E - D !!! *glitter* *glitter*

 

....you get a decent night's sleep, the best you have ever had......which is lucky because but then can never get to sleep ever, that's right not never, again.....better find some matchsticks to prop your eyelids up with!

 

I wish I had some more chocolate easter eggs to eat

[Guest BigDaddyDominant]

Granted now all the chocolate eggs are yours. Only one problem you have developed  sudden and severe allergy to chocolate....uh oh!

 

I wish my little was with me

[MissPattch]

Ohh... Thats a horrible thing to have to corrupt!! >.< But...

 

Granted!! You and your little are now together, close as close can be, just stuck back to back  You can talk and laugh and joke, but cuddling and forehead kisses might be a bit more tricky....

 

I wish i my fingernails grew faster

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, they grow much faster and you therefore now get growing pains in your fingers

I wish I had someone to slow-dance with in the moonlight