A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[DaddysMonkey]

Granted , but you’ll be stuck still wishin you were a baller and if you had a girl you would call her.

 

(Bonus points if you get the reference.)

 

I wish that I had eyes like Shallow Hal for myself.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted , but you’ll be stuck still wishin you were a baller and if you had a girl you would call her.

 

(Bonus points if you get the reference.)

 

I wish that I had eyes like Shallow Hal for myself.

 

 

Bonus points for both of us!..... as you picked up on my original reference, which is what I was hoping for!

 

....I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four Impala!

 

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Your wish is also GRANTED! You have eyes like Shallow Hal for yourself.....but also for everyone else in the whole world. Everyone in the world is gorgeous to you, as well as yourself. You don't know who to look at first....

 

I wish I had more time to do all the nothing I want to...

[CallMeDaddyLG]

Your wish is also GRANTED! You have a rabbit with a waffle ball bat in the trunk of a six four Impala. Only the Impala is the size of a clown car

in the grand ring of the circus. With  millions of invading  stuffies piling out 2 by 2. Singing the evil guards marching song from the wizard of Oz.

[CallMeDaddyLG]

Just like a ninja. My wish pops out and smacks you on the Booty! Like Goldie Lox bed. Just rite.

I wish for a Zoomer magic unicorn life size. It's so soft and fluffy!! It's magic horn super size's the Impala and the million evil stuffies become McDonald's happy meals. With a different surprise in every box. We become stuffies, stuffied on happy meals. We washed down with 'Brass Monkey". Cause Beastie Boys are known to make the Beat Droooop! Yeah, Boy!!!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Thanks for the enthusiastic reply CallMeDaddyLG, but the wish that wants to be corrupted is actually the one at the end of my last entry. Not a problem. It was my fault as the lyric line I quoted did have an "I wish" lyric at the beginning so I understand why you answered to that and I understand why you did....my bad. Glad you liked and joined in on the lyric reference. Real good, I can't fault you for that. 100 out of 100 for enthusiasm....keep that up....was my fault. I understand your answer.....so that part of yours was great. Just needs you to end with a your own wish for the next player to corrupt. Feel free to play again, 'cos your answer went for ,and you rocked it!

 

To whoever goes next please feel to corrupt my wish and then put your wish on the end for the next person to corrupt.

 

 

 

So, once again:

 

I wish I had more time to do all the nothing I want to do.

Edited February 19, 2018 by #1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

[shadowrider]

Granted, you have all the time you want to do all the nothing your heart desires, but you forget your plan and when you realize you have so much time you take on a second job and work yourself ragged.

 

 

I wish I had a house made of jello

[Guest You're adorable.]

Granted! But the jello that the house is made of also contains fermented fish and is inhabitable because of the horrible stench.

 

I wish I was able to sleep for how long I want.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted.......you get to sleep for as long as you want, all the while having the most vivid and terrifying nightmares ever experienced by anyone.

 

I wish I was able to make even more friends on here....

[Guest AllDayInPink]

Granted but eventually you discover they're all jerks.

 

I wish I could see the world in pink (?

[BabyFennecFox22]

Granted, but everything is the same shade of pink so you can only see pink, nothing else

 

I wish I could own a wolamute 

[shadowrider]

Wish granted, but he has a rare condition and anytime he gets excited all of his hair falls out.

 

 

I wish I had some cookies right now

[Obsessive_Compulsive]

Granted, but they are made of human flesh

 

I wish I could grant wishes!

[Guest brandnewkitty]

Granted, but instead of a lamp, you live in an ant farm.

 

I wish all the walls in my house were filled with shelves of books and fun things!

Edited April 22, 2018 by brandnewkitty

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted! ......you now have so many books and so much cool stuff you need to make the bookcases deeper and deeper.....You end up in about 1 square foot of space in your house to live and sleep upright in, and you now can't find the door to get out.....

 

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world I wanted to go instantly, anytime I wanted to

[Guest RoyG]

Granted, but since molecules have to spontaneously merge in a completely different location to form you, they may not always end up the way you'd want them to... leading to a 1% risk of a random mutation every time you use that power. This could be literally any type of mutation, including one that sees you lose your powers.

 

I wish I could control how people feel towards me.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but however you make them feel towards you, you now feel the exact opposite towards them.

 

 

I wish I had some fresh milk to go with these cookies

[Guest Mr. Snuggleuffagus]

Granted, but however you make them feel towards you, you now feel the exact opposite towards them.

 

 

I wish I had some fresh milk to go with these cookies

Granted, but the milk came from a 70 year old woman's teet.

 

I wish I had a Pony made of Diamonds

[Guest Den]

Granted, but you'd always have to fend off would-be thieves.

I wish I had the sharpest, lightest katana in the world

[shadowrider]

Granted, but its made of paper and every time you touch it you get a paper cut.

 

 

I wish I had some Ramen

[Guest You're adorable.]

Granted, but it has fermented fish in it so it smells really bad and is borderline inedible.

 

I wish my hands were bigger.

[Obsessive_Compulsive]

Granted but you have no fingers, just thumbs

 

I wish for a time stopping machine

[Guest Den]

Granted but it would only stop time for you, nobody else.

I wish magic was real

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted.......magic is now real, but everything that isn't magic is now not real. That includes you......oh no!

 

I wish I had an everlasting supply of chocolate chip cookies

[shadowrider]

Granted, but you have no way to keep them fresh and they are beginning to mold and attract rats and roaches.

 

 

I wish I could have a sushi chef follow me around and hand me fresh non disgusting sushi whenever I wanted it

[GlitterMonster]

Granted, but you are allergic to seaweed and the sushi chef follows you everywhere forcing you to eat their sushi all day everyday.

 

I wish my headphones would never break, be lost or stolen