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A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side


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Wish granted! You are now working from home! But your work has sent home ten times the work load for you to complete.

 

I wish I had some apple pie!

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Guest Mr. J
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Granted, but it's apple pie you left out two months ago and forgot about.

I wish I could turn back time

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Granted, but it's apple pie you left out two months ago and forgot about.

 

I wish I could turn back time

Granted! But you can only go back to the year 1364.

 

I wish I had more sangria...

Posted

Wish granted! You have more sangria... but it was made with rotten fruit. Eek.

 

I wish I could talk to and understand animals.

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Guest Daddy B
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Wish granted!! You can now speak and understand animals. You can hold long conversations with the animals that visit you. Unfortunately all that pass by only hear you barking, meowing and chirping back and forth between you and the animals. Bark bark meow.... did you get that...lol

 

I wish I was able to be invisible

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Guest Mr. J
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Granted, but after every time you've been invisible by choice, you become invisible at random for 72 hours :o

I wish all roses were naturally black

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Guest frozenwolf
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Granted but they only appear black to you. Have fun being color blind :p

I wish I had steak!

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Wish granted! You now have steak! The spiciest steak in the world.

 

I wish I could shapeshift!

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Granted, but when you bite into it you realize it was taken from the restaurant plastic sampler display tray.

 

I wish I could dunk a basketball like Lebron James.

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Granted, but when you bite into it you realize it was taken from the restaurant plastic sampler display tray.

 

I wish I could dunk a basketball like Lebron James.

Guest frozenwolf
Posted

Granted you can now dunk like Lebron James the problem is you forgot how to do everything else gah! Looks like you have a lot of life skills to relearn.

 

I wish I wasn't so stuffed

Guest Daddy B
Posted

Wish granted!! You are no longer stuffed. Instead you now have a bottomless hole in your stomach that never fills up.... happy eatings...

 

I wish I had a margarita

Guest Mr. J
Posted

Granted, but the person who hates you the most in the entire multiverse snuck some GHB in it.

I wish I could be less shy

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Wish granted! You are not only less shy, you are not shy at all! You have transformed from an introvert to an extrovert! Enjoy your newly social life!

 

I wish I had night vision.

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Granted!! You can see in the dark!! night has become day for you!! but because balance.... day has become night >.< You stumble and fumble around work/school because you can't see a thing ....

 

I wish i could stop biting my nails....

Guest Mr. J
Posted

Granted, you now have no nails to bite

I wish I had a wine cellar

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Wish granted! Only problem is, the person that installed it misunderstood so now you have a whine cellar.

 

I wish I had a tootheless stuffie.

Guest frozenwolf
Posted

Granted you now have a stuffie wiff no teefs. Thats gonna be hard to eat poor stuffie!

I wish I could get to sleep

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Granted however you only are allowed to buy certain books that you aren’t interested in...

I wish I had a caregiver...

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Sorry, I think I granted the wrong wish...
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Granted however you can’t control when you wake up so you could sleep for a hundred years or just a few minutes...
Posted

Granted however you only are allowed to buy certain books that you aren’t interested in...

I wish I had a caregiver...

Granted, but they can only speak in a silly high pitch voice, so it's hard to take them serious!

 

I wish I had a puppy.

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Granted! You have a puppy, But its a cerberus puppy!! One cute little floofy body, but 3 heads that chew up all your favourite stuffies (Oh noes!!) and 3 little whippy tails that knock all your things on to the floor...

 

I wish I could see BTS live in concert

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Wish granted! You get to see BTS live in concert!!!! In five years. Hope you don't mind the wait.

 

I wish I had purple eyes!

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Guest frozenwolf
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Granted you now have purple eyes, the only down side is now everything has a purlpe color to it.

I wish I had a million bucks

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