A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[redheadprincess98]

I grant your wish and you are now the owner of a massager... for cats. It’s so nice to look how much they enjoy it.

 

 

I wish my bathroom was pink

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted!!! Your bathroom is the perfect pink. It looks amazing from what you can see everytime the door opens and another little runs in to stand and view the amazing pinkness. Maybe sometime you will get to enjoy it...

 

I wish I had more space to hang my art

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!! You have more space, because that is where you now live. Alone on a spaceship on a deep space mission, with all the space in the universe. If only you had remembered to bring all your art with you!

 

I wish I had a new suit to wear....

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted. You now have a new suit to wear it has been worked on tirelessly from the day you were born. Unfortunately it is your birthday suite... just walk with pride..

 

I wish I had the day off

[Guest frozenwolf]

Granted you now have the day off. Unfortunately it also cost you your job.

I wish I knew wood working better

[Pater Arktos]

Granted! *One cupcakes appear*

 

Congratulations now you are diabetic!

[Pater Arktos]

I wish I understood the rules of this game and could follow them correctly!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

I wish I understood the rules of this game and could follow them correctly!

 

 

Here you go, glad to have you here. Hope you join in some more...

 

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For those who don’t know, here are the rules for this one…..

 

Person (1) starts with a wish.

Person (2) grants the wish, but then corrupts it, then follows it on with their own wish demand…

Person (3) grants their wish, but then corrupts it, then follows it on with their own wish demand..... and so on....

 

 

Example

Person (1) writes something like = I wish I had a diaper right now.

Person (2) writes: = Granted, but you can never take it off! I wish I could be cuddled right now.

Person (3) could write something like = Granted….an octopus arrives to give you a big wet soggy 8 armed cuddle. I wish I had a new paci….

 

Have fun and lets keep this one going clean and strong

Edited March 11, 2020 by ##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted you now have the day off. Unfortunately it also cost you your job.

I wish I knew wood working better

We'll reset back to frozenwolf's excellent wish:

 

I wish I knew wood working better

[Pater Arktos]

Congratulations, Frozen wolf, you now are a frozen woodchuck and therefore highly skilled at woodworking/chucking. Only downside is you can't Chuck wood!

 

I wish woodchucks COULD Chuck wood. Also that they were more properly referred to as WoodCharles's.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted! You are a wood chuck and you can chuck wood....in fact that is all you can do. You continually chuck wood from your hands non stop all day without any control over it, at anyone and anything, breaking windows, plates, bruising people, as flying wood goes through the air from you.

 

I wish I had a plate of yummy, fresh chocolate eclairs

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You have a yummy, big plate of fresh chocolate eclairs! But everytime you eat one, a new one takes it's place. And you don't want to waste the eclairs, so you are now stuck eating eclairs for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had pretty wings!

[RecklessCat]

Wish granted but they are really heavy and its difficult to snuggle up and cuddle.

 

I wish I had an allowance for books.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a generous allowance to buy all teh books!! You fill your house with volumes of encyclopedia, and fiction, and biography, SOOOOO many books!! YAY!! The added weight in your house is not good for the foundations of your house though, and you're whole building ends up ut the bottom of a big hole in the ground. Luckiliy you have a huge stack of books you can use as a ladder to climb out...

 

I wish I was a mermaid

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You are now a mermaid. You scales shimmers like yellow, blue and orange gems in the sun and water. Your tail has long shimmering fans that flow like ribbons as you swim. Now if you could only remember longer than 5 minutes your sense of direction would be better allowing you to navigate further than the edge of the bay... just keep swimming, just keep swimming....

 

I wish I had more beer..

[MissPattch]

granted!! But because of everybody panic buying due to the virus, all you could get is a "brew it yourself" kit... remember, all good things come to those who wait... 

 

I wish i wasnt getting a cold

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You are not getting a cold. You are instead coming down with the dreaded becoming a adult disease. You now get a fever and sweats from paying bills. The constant headache of stress worrying about nonsense. Oh how they fibbed when they said it was fun to grow up....lol

 

I wish my neighbors were quieter

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Your neighbours are as quiet as mice!! Oh wait...  i hope you got spare humane traps??

 

I wish i had more rice pudding

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.. you now have more rice pudding. Unfortunately it is only a spoonful since you didn't request an extra serving. Remember tiny bites and savor..

 

I wish it was a little cooler here.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Its a little cooler, just for you, it has enough space for 2 beers and thats it!! Fun size

 

I wish i was better at remembering the rules...

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted. You are now able to remember the rules. You can recite them as if they were written on your arm. Oh wait they have beenwritten there in blue permanent marker... better not get caught breaking them now...

 

I wish my day was longer

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Your day now lasts longer, leaving you only 3 hours of night to get all your sleeps in might wanna think about a siesta >.<

 

I wish i had a garden

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You have a beautiful, overflowing flower garden! But the flowers grow so big, they they tower over you like trees. And they develop a personality and like to sing songs about golden afternoons.

 

I wish money grew on trees.

[Guest frozenwolf]

Wish granted too bad its funny money and you can't spend it.

 

I wish I wasn't so down

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted! You are now feeling not so down because all your friends on here have written lots of silly things on Corrupt a Wish and their answers have brightened your day. You are feeling better every time you read them, and knowing how many people on here like having you around....Yay!.

 

I wish I could make the choice between having crab claws for hands or roller skates for feet.....