A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[redheadprincess98]

Granted! We are playing monopoly and you just won 1M in monopoly money! Good game!

 

 

 

I wish I could fly

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... you are now able to fly. Unfortunately you are only able to fly by rotating your arms in a circle motion... remember land to wave hello...

 

I wish I had a espresso machine

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Wish Granted! You now have the most amazing espresso machine, with all the gizmos to make the most amazing espresso every time......oh but someone has chopped the electric cable off of it and now it will never work. Looks pretty though.

 

I wish I had my own cinema room in my house...

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.. You now have your very own cinema room in your house. It has the latest and greatest surround sound speaker, popcorn maker, and concession drink station. The video resolution is ultra crisp making you feel like you are part of the movie. Unfortunately when they installed your server for the movie library it only plays one movie out of the 1200 selection and nothing else. you must wait 6 months for the next service window right after a espresso maker repair... I hope you like fiddler on the roof....

 

I wish I was out 4x4ing

[redheadprincess98]

Granted!!! Except because I dont understand your wish, I just can only give you a toy car (cause i think it might have to do with cars). Enjoy!!!

 

 

I wish classes start at 10 am and at 8 am

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. Classes now start at 8 am and 10 am, but these are only on Monday's and Saturdays.. i hope you didn't plan on a Saturday play day ...

 

I wish my work day was already over

[redheadprincess98]

Lol I meant INSTEAD of 8am stupid typo

 

Anyways, GRATED! Your work is over, you are fired.

 

I wish I could sing like Idina Menzel

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have the sweetest, smoothest voice and sound just like her double!! You prove so much like her, that you are signed to do cover acts, and open mic nights, and tv calls, it's magical!! But overnight success has not been kind to an untrained voice... your larynx is swollen up to the size of a tennis ball and you sound more like like Grace Vanderwaal, which is no bad thing.... if sounding like you have a 40 - a - day habit doesn't bother you >.<

 

I wish i had x-ray vision

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.. You know have xray vision. It is great seeing through walls and cars. You become well sought to help locate missing things. The police have even come hoping that you can help check for possible smuggling on the ferries. Unfortunately your xray vision doesnt work on clothing or paper bags.... well atleast you can always find buried coins....lol

 

I wish I had super strength

[MissPattch]

granted!! Super strength is yours!! You save the day by opening stubborn lids, and lifting heavy things, and lots of other things that strong people do. To congratulate you though, people have taken to just patting you on the back, seeing as hugs and cuddles with you have become a near death experience....

 

I wish my legs didn't ache from walking so far

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted. Your legs no longer ache from long walks , short walks, jumpings, or dancing. Unfortunately you are now unable to feel anything except a numbing spider tingle sensation like when you leg falls asleep and is trying to wake up after any above activity..... no aches but plenty of giggles. Like watchings a new born gazelle on its first steps.....

 

I wish I could scale walls like spider man

Edited March 9, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

Granted!! There isn't a vertical surface you cant climb!! You stick to walls like glue, thanks to all the tiny little hooks that have grown all over your hands and feet. Great if you wanna play at being a superhero, not so good when you need to sort through papers for work... they keep sticking to your hands and as soon as you remove one, something else gets stuck there instead >.<

 

I wish i had a stuffie

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You now have not just one stuffie but a room full of stuffies. From cute teddy bear, fluffy seal, brightly colored unicorn, a mystic dragon with soft fur and brilliant colored tail, to thousands more. Now the hard part you only have 8 hours to select one that you wish before they are all removed and sent away...best wishes and dive in...

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are no longer allergic to pollen.... or anything else for that matter. Scientist realise you are unique and decide you are the perfect test subject for new medicines!! Soooooo many needles.....

 

I wish it was bed time

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted.. It is now bedtime. Pillows calling tea brewing and soft beds await. Well that is for all the others you have been tasked with going around tucking in all the people where you live. .. don't worry it may be your turn soon enough but your tea may be cold....

 

I wish I had more anime to watch

[RecklessCat]

Granted... there is a new era where special algorithms write anime, it happened that every new one is a terrible mashup of ones you don't like.

 

I wish I could sing pretty

[redheadprincess98]

Granted!!! You can sing the song “pretty”, but thats the only song you know and the only one you can sing.

 

 

I wish I had a veggie burger right now

[RecklessCat]

Granted but it's made entirely out of brussel sprouts.

 

I wish I knew more about politics

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted ..you know more about politics but now fear the government rule even more

 

I wish smart water actually made people smart

Edited March 9, 2020 by Daddy B

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! Smart water not makes people smarter! But once other people find this out, it becomes a highly valued resource. The smart water companies bump up the price to $1,000 a bottle.

 

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

[redheadprincess98]

Granted, you can play the guitar player game all day. Only today though.

 

I wish I could change my last name to something cooler and exotic.

Edited March 10, 2020 by redheadprincess98

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted!! Your last name is now cooler and exotic. Unfortunately you are the only one who can pronounce it correctly so no one uses it.... but hey it is a cool last name..

 

I wish I had a minion

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You now have a minion! But where there is one, more are to follow! They eventually take over your home, and your privacy is nonexistent now that they have overrun your home.

 

I wish I knew how to make my own clothes.

[MissPattch]

you already wished that, so Granted!! You can make your own clothes, but you only know how to make onesies!! Yay!!

 

I wish i had a pomegranate

Edited March 10, 2020 by MissPattch

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted. You have a pomegranate it looks awesome and makes your mouth water thinking of the treat inside. When you break it open there is only a note that says the seeds were great thanks. Signed mister bird.

 

I wish I had a massager