A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Guest frozenwolf]

granted but the cake is made of anchovies (ewwwwwwwwwww!).Now your house will forever smell like feesh.

I wish I was in shape.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are now the perfect Equilateral triangle shape!! You can't move, and when you do, you have to walk through doors sideways ,but you are equal to the task, im sure...

 

i wish Seals were friendly

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... seals are now friendly. They will play and allow you to pet there soft heads, followed by cute whisker kisses. Unfortunately the act of your wish has allowed for hunters to get even more close causing the seal population to now be listed as a extrmemely endangered species...... well atleast they still have stuffie seals.

 

I wish I had a cup of coffee right now

[Guest Babykitkat 23]

Wish granted......but your coffee cup is bottomless. You forever have to drink that cup of coffee. Better hurry before it gets cold.

 

 

I wish I could get a giant Camel stuffie.

Edited March 7, 2020 by Babykitkat 23

[redheadprincess98]

Granted! You own a camel stuffie so big it cant fit into your house, you have to keep outside and will even eventually get ruined and your neighbors are going to complain about it.

 

 

I wish pets lived forever

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. Pets now live forever. But since all pets live forever there is now no room for all the many gold fish that have returned from over the many years. Need fish food and tanks restocking on isle 5...

 

I wish the mall was quieter on Saturdays

[RecklessCat]

Wish granted but... on Saturdays each word you say out loud is taxed.

 

I wish I already mastered playing my ukulele.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but as soon as you mastered it you became allergic to it. Now every time you try to pick one up to play you break out in hives and sneeze uncontrollably.

 

I wish hot chocolate were sold from a small musical truck like ice cream.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Your wish is granted!!! Hot chocolate is now sold from a small musical truck like ice cream.....well it would be if the truck would slow down enough for you to catch up with it. Better get running if you want that yummy hot chocolate!

 

I wish I could have breakfast in bed...

Edited March 8, 2020 by ##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

[Guest frozenwolf]

Granted but your breakfast will only have foods you hate to eat. So your basically stuck not eating or eating all your least favorite foods.

 

I wish I was healthy ....

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you have now are now healthy.

You can think clearer and focus more each day. Following the doctor's instructions you have now been instructed to discard all processed food and drinks from your diet. Welcome to the side of wheat germ and veggies..

 

I wish I was still in bed

[Guest frozenwolf]

granted! But now you can never leave the bed either as you are permanent part of it. Your now doomed to literally spend the rest of your life bed bound

 

I wish I was able to eat chocolate

Edited March 8, 2020 by frozenwolf

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you are now able to eat chocolate. It is a wonderful day and have ordered everything chocolate on the desert menu. Unfortunately it is only white chocolate that you can eat and is sugar free.... it is chocolate hust bland and tasteless....

 

I wish I could go paragliding

Edited March 8, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are all suited up and strapped in to your parachute, at the top of the biggest hill you could find! You start running toward the edge, the drag of your chute making you off balance... you lose your footing and slip on grass, putting an unfortunate hole in the backside of your flight suit! You're chute picks up the breeze and you are air borne,and not the only one enjoying the view...      lol

 

I wish dinosaurs were real

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. Dinosaurs are now real again. Modern science has has brought them back. Unfortunately all of the dinosaurs are stuffies but have grown to normal size overnight breaking beds and shelves everywhere as they grow and migrate outside....no more cute little stuffie rex

 

I wish I was a wolf

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are a big, wild, scary wolf, you howl at the moon and hunt for prey and do all the cool Wolf stuff. Just a shame you're allergic to dogs... kinda hard to be big and scary when you can'tstop sneezing, and you have a snout now, so its cute little doggy sneezes for you

 

I wish i was better at journalling

Edited March 8, 2020 by MissPattch

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You are now amazing at journalling. The words flow onto the pages with such easy. All of your daily activities layed out nice and neat as if they had jumped from your head into the journal. Unfortunately when you sleep all of the entries you have written are blanked from your mind only to be read about like a dream.. dreams and imagination helps the mind.

 

I wish I didn't have so many chores

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You move back in with your parents who are happy to do all the chores for you, and cook and clean around you!! Sweet!! Trouble is, parent's house = parents rules, bed time is 7.30pm and you have to eat all your dinner before you have your pudding :/

 

I wish the easter bunny wasn't a rabbit >.<

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... the easter bunny position has been replaced and no longer a bunny. Instead we now have a easter panda. All easter eggs have been replaced with shapes of bamboo. All candy is also bamboi since that is all the panda eats and likes....well candied bamboo shoots could be good...

 

I wish I had my hour back

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Your missing hour is returned, and missed you as much as you missed it!! So much so, that is the only hour you ever need ever again!! Its like groundhog day, but with out the groundhog, and not quite the whole day....

 

i wish i enjoyed cooking more than i actually do

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted... you now love cooking. It brings you complete joy when trying new recipes. You love cooking so much that you forget about everything else going on around you except for that dish. Unfortunately the only recipes you know came with the my little bake oven... hope your gueat don't eat much....

 

I wish I had a ice cream sundae

[MissPattch]

Granted! One ice cream sundae coming up! Its sooo cold though, you get brain freeze after every single mouthful... how much did you really want the ice cream?

 

I wish my dishes washed them selves

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted... your dishes now wash themselves. Unfortunately they can't sense pressure so they wind up breaking or bending making them unusable except for a single use.... maybe paper plates would work or possibly a dishwasher.....lol

 

I wish I wasn't tired

Edited March 8, 2020 by Daddy B

[SongofSparrow]

Granted! You are no longer tired! But now you never feel tired, so you can never tell when you need to sleep. So you just randomly fall asleep.

 

I wish I could play Minecraft all day!

[Guest frozenwolf]

Granted! You can play Mine craft all day. The only problem is your now stuck IN mine craft for the rest of your life. I hope you learn what those blasted villagers are saying

 

I wish I had a million dollars