A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Hi Aisha ^^ Welcome to the game

 

I think you've granted an old wish, the idea is to grant and corrupt the wisher above you , so you would corrupt Daddy B's wish to be a fire breathing Dragon ^^

 

Happy wishing ^^

[MissPattch]

Granted, you are a dragon that can breath fire!! But living in the modern age, with all these new bugs and germs means you catch a serious case of Laryngitis and haven't got the oomph to light a candle, let alone instill fear in to the masses >.<

 

I wish i could meet a real elephant <3

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... You have won a free trip to a elephant refuge in africa. You see 50 elephants big ones and small babye from the small plane as you circle low to approach the private airstrip. Once you land they start to unload your belongings when all of a sudden all the elephants have dissapeared into a large sink hole and are not to be found... so close...

 

I wish I had a cold beer and hot wings

[MissPattch]

Granted!! One cold beer coming up, but you might wanna use it to put out the flames on your newly sprouted, stumpy wings on your back 

 

I wish wine didnt give me a headache

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... you no longer get headaches from drinking wine. Your headaches are now transferred withbgreat force to person that think of first when you drink....please don't think of me first...

 

I wish my halo stayed straight

[MissPattch]

Granted... your halo will sit perfectly on your head, as soon as you sacrifice the horns.... Can't be both good and bad... gotta choose sometime >.<

 

I wish somebody would order me chinese take out right now

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you order is being placed for Chinese take out right now. Unfortunately your address is unknown so the delivery person will now wander aimless while the food grows cold before giving up and eating it himself.....

 

I wish taxi drivers could drive correct

[MissPattch]

Wish granted!! All taxis drivers, the world over, now obey every single traffic law there is, Making commute times twice as long, seeing as red now absolutely means STOP!!  Probably quicker if you just walk

 

I wish my good mood was infectious ^^

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... Your good mood is now infectious. Everyone you come in contact with through the day leaves feeling upbeat and better. Now like any infection it does go away so now everyone is constantly coming back to feel better. You are never alone in a mass of people crowding you on the streets and camping outside your home waiting for the next infection of joy.....hope you have enough to make it last...

 

I wish that I had a log cabin

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!! *glitter* *glitter* you have an amazing log cabin. It is absolutely awesome. Unfortunately it is made from ship's logs, and it has just started raining. All the ship's logs are made of paper and are getting very soggy. Maybe the roof won't collapse??

 

I wish I had a sailing boat...

[Guest frozenwolf]

Granted you now have a sailing boat. The only problem is it's in 1:32 scale so its only safe the sail in the bath tub.

 

I wish I had never ending death wish coffee

Edited March 6, 2020 by frozenwolf

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted...you now have never ending death wish coffee. But there was a problem with the new process and now everytime you fill the cup and try to drink all you get is a lil skull cloud as it vanishes and becomes beans again.... guess they did have a death wish in the lab...lol

 

I wish I was backpacking in Russia.

Edited March 6, 2020 by Daddy B

[Momma'sBoy]

Granted, but it's blizzarding from the moment you arrive until half an hour before you leave, just so you can see how glorious it COULD have been.

 

I wish someone could come and give me a hug.

Edited March 6, 2020 by Momma'sBoy

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you are now being persued by someone who wants to hugs and squeeze you.. unfortunately this person is 8 ft tall, furry and covered in rotting garbage with the smell of needing a bath after 6 months....your name is now goerge and enclosed is a nose plug....lol

 

I wish I had a hammock to enjoy this sunny weather

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a hammock to enable you to enjoy basking in the hot, sunny weather, if you can get it back off of your little, who has commandeered it and filled it full of her stuffies, who are enjoying a picnic in the yard, in the sun shine ^^ looks like its the deck chair for you ....

 

I wish exercise didnt make me so tired

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... exercise no longer makes to tired. You can work out for multiple hours and not need a nap after. Unfortunately you have been trapped in a VR world and your body is still lying on the couch..... no pain no gain..

 

I wish I was out fishing

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are out on the ocean, rod and reel in hand, ready to go!! Sweet!! but after hours of not even a nibble, you are left fishing for compliments on your form and casting technique... better luck next time >.<

 

I wish i had a kite to fly

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... you now have a kite to fly. It is pretty with all your favorite colors and a tail of ribbons off the end to flutter as it flies in the wind. Now only if you had a strong enough wind and run space to lift a nine foot kite.... maybe hang gliding would be best....

 

I wish I had a chocolate milk shake

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have the worlds finest, smoothest, sweetest chocolate milkshake, its only sooo good because its the last glass of chocolate milk on the face of the earth. People are lining up around the block to get a look and a sip of this last, delicious delicacy, and by the time they are all gone, the glass is empty and there is none left for you... maybe should have opted for a banana one instead

 

I wish it could be christmas every day

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... it is now Christmas everyday presents and snow that never ends. But it is the christmas when you were 5 years old everyday. The same toys every morning when you wake and the same conversations all day everyday with you always remembering everything... is it tomorrow yet..

 

I wish I had a secret lair

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have a secret lair even a super hero would be proud of!! Now all you need is a couple of people to help you run it and do all the superhero / sidekick stuff, but every time you go to tell the where the entrance is, you become suddenly fascinated in the mating call of the duck billed platypus and completely forget what you were talking about before. I hope you're ok in your own company :/

 

I wish i had secret hair XD

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... you now have secret hair. It is glorious and easy to manage as per the package. Along with do not get wet. You forgot and got caught in the rain with no umbrella. When you wake all seems fine until you reach for your hair. It growls and leaps off the counter jumping at your ankles. Then scurries under the bed. Hissing and purring.....don't you just hate when your hair goes crazy afyer getting wet......lol

 

I wish I could work from home

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You can work from home! And since you no longer have to leave your home to work, you no longer see the need to go out shopping either since everything can just be delivered to you. And after years and years of doing this, you now have a crippling fear of leaving your house.

 

I wish I could read really, really fast!

[MissPattch]

Granted!! you can read super fast! You eat through books in minutes, and spend hours in the library, raking through the book shelves for more to read. BUT, because you read so fast, you dont have enough time to retain any new information, so you can't remember anything you learned, or even what books you've already read, which is fine, cos every book is new and exciting, but not so good when you need to study for a test....

 

I wish i had new walking shoes

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!! The most marvelous and comfy walking shoes are yours......or they would be if you could catch up with them. Yes they are possessed and walk all on their own continuously. They are literally "walking shoes".....and there they go.

 

I wish I had some cake