A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have super warm, super fluffy towels every time you get out of the shower, its a shame they are only the size of a wash cloth though, too much tumble drying....  

 

I wish I had a jacuzzi tub instead of a shower

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted....you now have a jacuzzi tub where your shower was. The only draw back is that it is tall and narrow to occupy the space. So you have to use a ladder to climb in and out. Enjoy the standing room only.....

 

I wish I was on the beach

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are on the beach, on an island, in the middle of the pacific, miles from the nearest shipping route, with nothing but your wit and sense of humour.... oh dear

 

I wish i could fly south for the winter

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted.... You are now able to fly south every winter and do so automatically without fail. The only problem is that your destination is always to the south pole until spring returns.. Remember dress warm.....

 

I wish I had a giant gryphon

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a giant Gryphon; huge, eagle head and wings, furry body and sharp lion kitty claws... Its like a giant house cat, but not... Have fun cleaning that litter box....

 

I wish i won the lottery Jackpot

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted... You have won the lottery jackpot. It is one of the largest on record. The amount would set anyone up for the rest of their life. Due to an amazing streak so many people also picked the same numbers as you. This makes your part only worth three thousand dollars.... remember make a budget.....

 

I wish everyone luck with the game

Edited March 2, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Every body has luck in every game they play!! YAY!! now everybody thinks they are the winner.... disagreements and tantrums galore >.< best keep your head down for a little while...

 

I wish Totoro was MY neighbour...

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... Totoro is now your neighbor. There are fun and games galore with the other friendly spirits that come and visit. Unfortunately your neighborhood street is now beginning to be covered in fur with giant fur balls strewn around from Catbus comings and goings to drop off and pick up...... remember febreze for that lovely wet cat smell...

 

I wish I was a Mandalorian

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are a mean, tough and moody Mandalorian, sent out in to the world to capture teh baby yoda and deliver him to a mean overlord testing. But huzzah!! Your Daddy instincts kick in and you take him under your wing to keep him safe, and spend the rest of your days terrified that he will accidentally execute you when he sneezes and loses his control of his dark side...

 

I wish nap time would last all afternoon

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... nap time now lasts all afternoon. Unfortunately the afternoon time length has been shortened to only 30 monutes due to a shift in the planets allignment.. power naps goooo....

 

I wish I had a magic carpet

[MissPattch]

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.....You now live in a awesome tree house. It has running water and working bathrooma a small kitchen and two spacious bedrooms. It sits high in a tree to keep out the strangers and gives a beautiful view BUT while they built and awesome tree house the bathroom did not have a shower or bathtub installed. You are now left with running a garden hose up the outside to shower and bathe behind a small privacy wall ouside.remember cold showera can be resolved just use the kettle...hehe

 

I wish I had more time to relax

Edited March 4, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... your Daddy now lives closer. He has moved a whole block away from his old house into a new apartment building that has just been built in the area..you didn't say how close...

 

I wish I was king of the world

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are king of the world... the world in between this life and the next. Every body passing through on their way in one direction or another, and never staying long enough for you to actually rule or make any kind of proclamations to >.<

 

I wish i was a bird, the feathered kind.

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted..... you are now a lovely bird your feathers are beautifully colored and soft. When you spread your wings it is like looking at a brightly colored rainbow. Unfortunately your geathers are so beautiful that people all over the world want them. You have been captured and locked away by a crazy old woman to be fed bird seed and only viewed by her.... feathers but no flight.

 

I wish I had a pet otter

[chateautal]

Granted, but now your living room is filled with fish heads from all your neighbours' ponds/fish tanks, and your irate neighbours are banging at your door.

 

I wish I was famous for my writings.

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... You are now famous for your writings. Unfortunately you are wanted by the police and interpol for leaving graffiti writings all over the country.. not the best famous to be...lol.

 

I wish I could write poetry

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But you only know how to write the sort that rhymes, and its only printable in the NY Times....

 

I wish i had curly hair

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you now have curly hair. It has a full body and everyone wants your secret to care. Unfortunately it was so long to start so when it curled you now have a huge afro that causes you to be off balance when you walk....lol... it looks marvelous

 

I wish I had coffee on tap

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have an unlimited supply of fresh coffee on tap, just a shame the tap is a similar style to the bottles that bunnies use, where you have to lick the little metal ball to get to the liquid... patience is a virtue, remember

 

I wish i had an English roast dinner with all the trimmings

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... You now have an amazing traditional English roast dinner with all the trimmings. The chef has spent many many hours in the kitchen making the perfect dish. But now that it has been completed and ready to serve the staff rush in and sweep it away to be photographed for a food magazine placing a happy meal in its place..... atleast you get a toy surprise.....

 

I wish I could see the future

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You can see the future!! but only 20 minutes at a time, and only if the weather is clear to sunny....  not much cop during the rainy season, are you?!

 

I wish i could fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted..... you now have the ability to fall asleep as soon as you head hits the pillow. You will sleep like a sweet angel and have awesome dreams. ... yeah you know that is a dream. You can fall asleep when you hit the pillow but wake two hours later and must wait 30 minutes before your pillow will let you fall asleep again... lol...

 

I wish I was a fire breathing dragon

[Guest Aisha]

Granted, but that cupcake was the flavour you hate most.

 

I wish I could to go to Paris.