A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[SongofSparrow]

Granted! The fountain of youth is real! BUT instead of making you youthful, it turns you into a statue so that you are forever frozen at the age you were when you visited the fountain of youth.

 

I wish my hair did not take forever to dry.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! Your hair dries instantly the second you step out of the bath / shower, in what ever "style it was at that very moment... resisting any and all attempts to style it >.<

 

I wish Paddington was my housemate

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... Paddington is your housemate. Well Paddinhton's cousin who is his exact opposite. He leaves food and dishes everywhere for you to clean and sheds due to a skin condition so there is always fur on everything....but hey he is a Paddington...

 

I wish I had a endless cup of coffee

[Tasherz]

Granted! But its all you can drink for the rest of your life!

 

I wish my clothes just appeared on my body in the morning! Time saver!

[MissPattch]

Granted! Every item of clothing you own now magically appears on your body as soon as you step out of bed... but you are wearing so much stuff, you can't fit through the door way and have to spend the whole day stuck in your room... its like being grounded, every day...

 

I wish i didn't get wet in the rain

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... you now have the ability to repel water from your body. You never ger wet when it tains you also can no longer shower or enjoy bubble baths as a side effect the water parts and never touches your skin.... remember for dry skin they make good moisturizers and dry powder bath powder....lol

 

I wish I could dance better

[MissPattch]

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted....you are a infamous pirate. Everyone shivers at the mention of your name and always watches their backs..this would be awesome but you are feared for running around pinching unwilling victims on the bottoms. Your are now a piraye that plunders the seven booties.....lol

 

I wish I was a famous athlete

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are a famous 800m sprinter, you're ability to run so fast because your legs can rotate 360 degrees in any direction, like you have a ball-baring in your hip socket. You're super fast and can turn on dime, but stopping? Well yeah... thats a while other story...

 

I wish my house cleaned its self.

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted.... You now have the first automated self cleaning house. It will mop the floors, dust everything, and vacuum. Your house have never been so clean everything sparkles and shines like it is brand new. Thay would be awesome but the computer has designated you as a problem that makes things dirty. It has locked you out with all privilages revoked....well atleast it will stay clean....

 

I wish my car could fly so I can avoid traffic

[MissPattch]

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... you now have coloring pencils guaranteed never to break or need sharpening..the leads are exactly that hardened steel and only color in fine .0002 mm lines of the color grey...happy coloring days ahead...

 

I wish I had a pet tiger

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You own a pet tiger, a direct relation of tigger, complete with a top made out of rubber and a bottom made out of springs >.< he cant sit still and is sooooo not scary or intimidating.. but he needs walking every hour or you risk him trashing your house....

 

I wish i had a pony

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted. You now have a pony. She is the best pony in the world and can do all kinds of tricks. The only drawback is she is big enough to fit in your palm. You now have a pocket pony..

 

I wish my classes weren't boring

[MissPattch]

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... you are no longer afraid of butterflies. The fear has been replaced with the urge to sleep when you see them. Unfortunately it is now the time where they are coming out of hybernation. You are gonna be well rested...lol

 

 

I wish it was summer already

[MissPattch]

Granted! Summer comes early! YAY!! Throwing out all the other seasons along the way, and affecting the temperature of the gulf stream, you are singularly responsible for the shift of the worlds weather patterns. The deserts are flooded and the poles are expanding again, at an alarming rate...

 

I wish i lived in a castle

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You now have a castle to live in. This was a great deal advertised for sale that you signed immediately. After moving in you have heard strange noises and growls. After contacting seller they tell you it is haunted by a angry poltergeist and not to have sharp objects around....

 

I wish I had a golden goose

Edited February 26, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a golden goose! And it lays golden eggs too!! But every time she lays an egg, it hits the floor with such a loud noise, owing to its weight, that the giants hear it and come to find her and take her back >.< smooshing your house underfoot. If only you had an egg left to sell so you could rebuild...

 

I wish that i had a brother

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted you now have a little brother. You thought it would be fun but now it is a endless fight to get gum out of your hair and him stealing your snack treats... sibling love

 

I wish I was immortal

[MissPattch]

Granted! The gift of Immortality is yours... sit back in your lay-z-boy and watch as the world slowly crumbles in front of your eyes...Everything you know and love fading and gone...

 

I wish i had big, white, feathery wings...

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted.... You now have big white beautiful feathery wings. They are soft and lovely when you open them fully. But now due to them being new you are no accustom to how they move. It is like they have a mind of there own every turn you make knocking things over and have to enter doorways sideways because they expand with no warning.... the manual is in the mail....lol

 

I wish I was flexible

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You are super flexible because your bones have turned to rubber   Instead of a super athletic gymnast, you look and behave more like Mr Stretch....

 

I wish i could teleport

[SongofSparrow]

Granted! You can now teleport! BUT you can't control when or where you will teleport to.

 

I wish I could control water (like a water bender from Avatar!).

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted... You now can control water like from the movie Avatar. The only problem is that the water myst be from the sink and only works when washing dishes... you have the rinse cycle covered...

 

I wish I had warm towels everytime shower time