A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Guest Mister Grey]

granted but they are made of paper and its raining

 

I wish I had a pet dragon

 

[Maarloeve]

granted, but she thinks she is a hedgehog and constantly tries to sit on your hand.

 

i wish Bratty_little_princess got those cuddles

[Salems lot]

Granted, but you cannot give nor receive cuddles ever again.

 

I wish the sky was purple instead of blue

Edited February 7, 2018 by NamelessGhoul

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted, and it looks amazing!.....but you are now colour blind and cannot appreciate it's beauty.

 

I wish I had a some chocolate.....

[Salems lot]

Granted, but for the rest of your life when you eat chocolate you will taste mustard

 

I wish I had a baby bat

[Guest McLeodLot65]

Granted, but it's actually a tiny foam baseball bat.

 

I wish I had an extra hour in the day when I could do anything I wanted.

[Guest Mister Grey]

Granted, but that hour takes place underwater and you cannot swim or use a scuba tank

 

I wish there was not 12" of snow outside

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!....There are now one hundred and twelve inches of snow outside.

 

I wish I could fly

[Guest Mister Grey]

Granted but your have severe vertigo and keep crashing into the ground

 

I wish i was curled up in bed with Camila Mendes (Veronica from Riverdale)

 

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!..........but she is now a brains hungry zombie made of rotten flesh and she has grabbed hold of you, it may already be too late!!!

 

I wish I could read peoples minds.....

Edited February 10, 2018 by #1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl

[Guest Looby-Lou]

Granted! But everyone else can read your mind too, so you can never ever hide even your most secret dark thoughts.

 

I wish I could be a man for just one day, to experience what it's like to be a guy!

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!.....You are a 100 year old man for the day, but unfortunately can't remember why you wished to be a man in the first place...

 

I wish I had roller skates for feet!

[Salems lot]

Granted, but the skates don't have wheels

 

I wish I had some pumpkin pie

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!......and it is delicious, the best you have ever had.....you eat so much pumpkin pie it makes you sick and you never want to eat it again in your life.

 

As I am folically challenged......I wish I had hair.......

[Lilkitten12]

[small_bean]

granted, but your vacation ends up being in a small wet campsite, in endless rain and you hate it.

 

i wish i could have all the stuffies in the world, and have a stuffie army.

[Strawberry Sprinkles]

Granted, but due to the vast amount of stuffies you can't cuddle them all. Therefore, they revolt and hold their leader hostage until their demands for cuddles have been satisfied. 

 

I wish it was possible to play video games in a completely virtual reality.

[EriSol211]

granted but you can only play horror games

 

i wish i was in my bed with all my stuffies

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted, but it is so lovely that you also end up with everyone in the world's stuffies joining you and you can't get in your bed, or bedroom or house or neighbourhood for the millions of stuffies that have invaded!

 

I wish I was able to breathe underwater....

[Lilkitten12]

Granted but in exchange you lose the ability to breathe above water

 

 

 

 

I wish I could speak a different language

[small_bean]

granted, but you learn a language no one knows how to speak, and you then lose the ability to speak English too.

 

i wish i could fly

[Rainbow_Pup]

Granted, but you can never land. 

I wish I had a dragon stuffie!

[kittyboo]

Granted, but it breathes real fire.

 

I wish somebody sent me flowers.

[Guest Mister Grey]

Granted but the flowers growly wildly out of control into giant canivorous little traps and your within reach

 

I wish we all could interact in a matrix like environment

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!!... but when you do start to interact in a matrix like environment, you get stuck there when there is a power spike and then you realise that the world you thought wasn't the matrix, the one we think of the real world, is actually the alternate paradigm, and the matrix like environment you wished for is a far more boring reality in which you are now trapped.... in slow motion bendy movements with ultra slow bullets flying about with shockwave trails, meaning everything takes ages to do and is very dangerous.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller....