A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

granted!! But thats exactly what you get... you can only paint the word "better" any where and everywhere, when ever you have a brush in your hand. Makes redecorating a NIGHTMARE!! 

 

I wish I didnt have to keep putting my phone on charge...

[Guest Daddy B]

wish granted

 

_{you no longer have to put your phone on charge. it has been linked to your body but unfortunately the battery only lasts for an hour and requires 2 hours of exercise to recharge it. you are gonna looks awesome......lol}

 

_{I wish my bath water stayed warm longer}

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted! Instead of the bath water going cold, it now gets hotter.....and hotter and hotter until it is quickly too hot to get in. It won't cool no matter what you do. You now spend less time in the bath than you did when the water went cold!

 

I wish I had a delicious just the right temperature pizza....

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have a pizza at the perfect temperature! Complete with all your least favourite toppings  

 

I wish i had my own chef so i don't have to cook

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You now never have to cook with your chef. unfortunately when they hired him he only speaks Japanese and knows how to make sushi. you are gonna love the wasabi and rice dishes.....

 

I wish my wine selection was larger

[MissPattch]

Sushi!! Yummy

 

 Wish granted! But its not the ammount of wine in your cellar that increased, rather the size of the bottles... there isn't a corkscrew in the world big enough to open them!!

 

I wish i could play the saxaphone

[Guest Daddy B]

granted. you can now play the saxophone but it is incorporated into your phone apps and you must blow into your phone while not seeing the buttons to play..... gonna sound great

 

 

I wish I had telepathy 

[MissPattch]

Granted!! you are now telepathic..you can send thoughts straight from you head, trouble is, they get all jumbled up on the way to your recipient and you end up making no sense to any body >.<

 

I wish i had a tap that gives me hot, fresh tea, so i don't have to keep getting up to boil the kettle

[Guest Daddy B]

wish granted... You now have a tap for fresh hot tea that will always be ready. unfortunately the tap was instaled outside and has become rusted shut......

 

I wish I had endless gummi bears

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have an endless gummi bear, one gummi bear that goes on forever... miles long, that you just can't bite through, no matter how hard you try....

 

I wish i could colour my hair with just one word, like magic

[Guest Daddy B]

wish Granted...... you can now change your hair color with one word. you changed it purple for Halloween but have forgotten the word needed to change it.....lol.... should have written it down...

 

I wish I could make movies

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You can make movies, but because of your telepathy, the ideas just refuse to come out in the way you intend them and do not translate well on to the silver screen. You have a short lived career as a person that makes Indie movies that nobody quite gets...

 

I wish i was a vampire

[Guest Daddy B]

wish granted... You are now a vampire you have all the powers but you are vegan and the smell and site of blood makes you ill and pass out..... sucks to have a liquid diet.......lol

 

 

I wish I could sing 

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You can sing... like a whale... all oooohhhhh's and aaaahhh's.... but no actual words....

 

I wish i could dance ^^

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted..... You can now dance like a supreme ballerina dancer. Unfortunately your balance is lacking and can only spin or you go sideways.......

 

I wish I had better choices with clothing buys

Edited February 23, 2020 by Daddy B

[MissPattch]

Granted! you have an unlimited choice of clothes to buy, but you just cant decide which ones you like best, so you buy them all and have to move out of your house and sleep in the garden, cos you need the space to store them all ^^

 

I wish i could watch season 5 of the magicians already...

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted. You are able to watch season 5 of the magicians. It is in korean and buffers every 5 minutes due to editing..... happy couch potatoe

 

I wish I was able to drive fast all the time

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You can drive as fast as you possibly can.... while navigating traffic lights at every. Single. Junction. 

 

I wish i was 2 inches shorter

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted!!!! You are now two inches short but now you are 2 inches under the minimum level to ride any fun amusement rides at all....

 

I wish I was a hawk

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You turned into a hawk... but the moth variety >.< As a hawk moth, you spend your days hidden away in the Dark, and your nights flying around, chasing pretty glowing lights all over town. Or bouncing your furry head off the same light bulb for hours at time...

 

I wish i had an Icelandic Horse

Edited February 23, 2020 by MissPattch

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish granted.... but since you are now two inches shorter you have to struggle with a ladder everytime you want to get on or off.... happy trails..

 

I wish it would stop raining

[MissPattch]

Granted!! It stops raining.. every where else but on you, all that water has to go some where, so you get your own personal little cloud that follows you every where, like a puppy ^^

 

I wish i was a morning person

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted.... you are now a morning person but you are too cheery and bright that everyone who knows you believes that you have been possessed and call for a exorcist intervention....lol...

 

I wish I had a dragon

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have a Dragon. But its a Chinese Fireball, and he isn't used to the warm climate of the Country in which you live and he ends up getting a cold... sneezing fireballs left, right and centre    I hope you don't live in a wooden house....

 

I wish i could do magic

[TheTrainer]

Granted, but your first spell goes wrong and you lose all your power.

 

I wish I were a shape-shifter with no limitations.

Edited February 24, 2020 by TheTrainer