A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

I would, but there were a lot of "wishes" in that post and i'm little confused about what i'm supposed to be corrupting lol

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But Evie gives her wish to MissPattch instead! (fank you, Evie )

 

I wish the world was made of Apple pie.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted. The world is made of Apple Pie and its deeeeeeelicious! You eat and eat and eat it because it is so yummy, until you get completely and utterly sick of it and can never ever face eating it again. And everything is still made of apple pie........good luck with that!!!

 

I wish I had an electric mountain bike.......

[Guest Mr. J]

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Edited February 10, 2020 by Mr. J

[MissPattch]

Granted!!! But thats exactly what it is, an elctric bike the size of a mountain!! You cant even reach the pedals, so you just have to sit up there, not going anywhere, and getting really, really cold >.<

 

I wish it was summer already

[Guest frozenwolf]

granted

but now it's always summer year round

 

I wish I had a mommy

[MissPattch]

Granted! But it's the type of mommy that is covered in bandages and smells like embalming fluid

 

I wish i was in Bristol

[Guest Daddy B]

Granted, you are now in Bristol but a wizard has turned you into street art and can never leaves...

 

I wish I had more money

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have all the money you could wish for, but its all old and discontinued currency and no longer in use >.<

 

I wish Chocolate was in the "healthy food group" >.<

[Guest Daddy B]

Your wish is Granted. All Chocolate has been approved to be in the healthy foods group but in order to be allowed all sweetness and sugar has been removed and it tastes like chalk...

 

 

I wish I could turn invisible

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You have become totally invisible, but because your eyes have also disappeared, you are totally blind You can now neither see, or be seen...

 

I wish i had  a cup of tea that keeps refilling when its empty

[Guest Daddy B]

Your wish is Granted. You now has a pretty tea cup that refills automatically when empty. Unfortunately from all the wear it now has a hole in the bottom so you are swimmings in tea in your living room....

 

I wish I was invincible

[Guest frozenwolf]

Granted your invincible but due to a problem your now the size of a ant for the rest of your life

I wish I had a endless supply of Keto cookies!

Edited February 13, 2020 by frozenwolf

[SongofSparrow]

Granted, you have an endless supply of Keto cookies. BUT they're all in your least favorite flavor and are all expired.

 

I wish I had all the Disney movies.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! you have all the Disney movies... on VHS, dubbed in Greek, with Russian subtitles....

 

I wish i knew how to fly an aeroplane.

[SongofSparrow]

Granted, you now know how to fly an aeroplane!!! If only you knew how to land it...

 

I wish I never had to sleep.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! you never have to sleep. Instead all the things that you would normally dream come to life in the real world, good dreams and bad...

 

I wish i was somebody else

[SongofSparrow]

Granted! You can become someone else! Except now you have to be someone else everyday (Like the movie Every Day).

 

I wish I could control when it snows!

[Lollipox]

Granted, but oh nooooes now every day is a snow daaaay. You have to miss work but still get paaaaid because they don’t know you’re the one controlling the weatherrrr. Whut a corruption. ^^

 

I wish I could complete the one task that I wanna focus on at a time. >.<

 

Granted! You can become someone else! Except now you have to be someone else everyday (Like the movie Every Day).

 

I wish I could control when it snows!

[SongofSparrow]

Granted! You can finish the one task you have set your mind to do! And that will be the only thing you can focus on until you finish it. No distractions what-so-ever.

 

I wish I lived in Neverland.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted, you now live in Neverland. However, Neverland is different for everyone, so whilst most people there experience it as a lagoon with flamingos flying over it, the Neverland you are now trapped in is a flamingo with lagoons flying over it. And there is no one else there…..

 

I wish I had an everlasting gobstopper

[MissPattch]

Granted! You have an ever-lasting gobstopper, but its a savoury one, not sweet, and tastes like vegetables, and olives, and anchovies and chorizo and the other stuff that is good for you and icky >.<

 

I wish I could go to Russia

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

GRANTED!!!!! And you were having a lovely time until you found a Russian doll set, the one that is a Russian doll inside a Russian doll, inside a Russian doll, inside a Russian doll, inside a Russian doll, inside a Russian doll, inside a Russian doll. Unfortunately they are evil magic dolls, and before you know it you are trapped inside a Russian doll, that is inside a Russian doll, that is inside a Russian doll, that is.......

 

I wish I could meet an Oompa Loompa.....

[MissPattch]

Granted!! You met an oompa loompa, in Loompa land, which is where you ended up after the boat that sails on the chocolate river got lost in Storm Dennins, and when severly off course Nobody knows where you are and you live the rest of your life as a god among little people with orange hair and green skin, farming cocoa beans ^^

 

I wish the sun would shine EVERY day in the UK.

[Guest Daddy B]

Your wish is granted.

It is now sunny all the time but due to this it is now to hot to be outside...

 

I wish I could paint better