A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But your symbol is now stuck on page 53 of every newspaper across the world and every body wonders where on earth you've disappeared to!!

 

I wish the meeting with my prospective new Daddy goes well! 

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but it goes too well.. You instantly marry, have 8 kids, 3 dogs and a stubborn fish, buy an apartment (yes, an apartment) that cost £14.5 million, and the next 50 years flash by in only a few seconds. Because of this you don't know anything about where your kids are, who carved up the dogs and painted your living room ceiling with their blood, why your husband/daddy is a mermaid, or how the stubborn fish learned to talk and became a detective. Good luck with your new life (But really, goodest of luck with the meeting ^^)

I wish the world was black and gold

[MissPattch]

@Mr J, i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry XD 

 

And im also not sure i want to try and corrupt any more of your wishes >.< lol, but thank you for the good luck ^^

[Guest Mr. J]

@Mr J, i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry XD 

 

And im also not sure i want to try and corrupt any more of your wishes >.< lol, but thank you for the good luck ^^

 

XD Yeeeeaaaaahhh.... I may or may not have had too much coffee today 

[MissPattch]

Granted, but it goes too well.. You instantly marry, have 8 kids, 3 dogs and a stubborn fish, buy an apartment (yes, an apartment) that cost £14.5 million, and the next 50 years flash by in only a few seconds. Because of this you don't know anything about where your kids are, who carved up the dogs and painted your living room ceiling with their blood, why your husband/daddy is a mermaid, or how the stubborn fish learned to talk and became a detective. Good luck with your new life (But really, goodest of luck with the meeting ^^)

 

I wish the world was black and gold

Granted!! The seas have turned to thick, black crude oil and all the land masses have turned to solid gold. The planet is now too heavy to sustain its orbit around the sun and we are hurtling through space at an alarming pace, crashing into everything in our path. You are solely responsible for the end of the earth and all its inhabitants  

 

I wish i was a good singer.

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! You are such a good singer that every time you sing, you get swarmed by wild animals (like Snow White).

 

I wish I had a robot to dust the house for me.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!! You now have a robot to dust your house, and it does it perfectly....Unfortunately it does it by flying around all over your house randomly at 100mph all the time and now you daren't go inside your completely dust free house. Still at least you can look through the windows from outside and admire the lack of dust in your house as the robot zooms around constantly.

 

I wish I could juggle

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But you can only juggle things you're allergic to >.<

 

I wish pegasus was real

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! However, pegasus is only 1 millimeter big so you wouldn't be able to ride it. Only admire it.

 

I wish I had a baby yoda.

[MissPattch]

granted!! But due to contaminants in the planetary system of which you live, he catches the Coronavirus and has to spend the remainder of his short life in a research facility, being poked and prodded by scientists. And he's only a baby....

 

I wish i could see in the dark

[Guest Daddy B]

Wish Granted. You can now see in the dark unfortunately you can only see in the dark and due to a alteration in the atmosphere it is now daytime all the time.

 

I wish I could fly.

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! However, one wing is significantly smaller than the other wings, so you're caught in a never ending loop of flying in a circle.

 

I wish I was better at doing makeup.

[LittleRosiePosie]

Wish granted! However, one wing is significantly smaller than the other wings, so you're caught in a never ending loop of flying in a circle.

 

I wish I was better at doing makeup.

Granted! But you can only do full clown makeup.

 

I wish I could go to build-a-bear!

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But they only make real bears....

 

I wish i could hug a Red Panda.

[EvieTheOne]

Granted, but you turn into a Red Panda yourself!

 

I wish I could have a healing touch.

[MissPattch]

Granted!! But you contract the diseases you heal

 

I wish Haku was my best friend

[EvieTheOne]

Damn! you do realize i had to google Haku?

 

Granted! But you merge into one!

 

I wish I had a daddy.

Edited February 7, 2020 by EvieTheOne

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but it's King Henry VIII (or someone else killing their significant others whenever they get tired of them).

I wish someone else were looking for the same as me romantically

[EvieTheOne]

Granted. But then they die.

[EvieTheOne]

This one's dedicated to MissPattch.

 

I wish I could speak Chinese.

[MissPattch]

I  giggled at the dedication ^^

 

Granted!!! But your dialect is unique to just you, so still nobody understands you

 

I wish i could turn straw into gold...

[EvieTheOne]

Hey...I like that...I came to terms with that years ago..had my soul drowned in that for millennia.. it's okay..I like solitude most of the time ❤️

 

Granted...but nobody sees it as gold, but you.

[MissPattch]

Evie keeps forgetting to wish >.<  maybe she has everything she wants already?? xx

[EvieTheOne]

Maybe

 

This is your last wish granted, MissPattch, I haven't known you for long, but I like you..this game is fun, but it also functions like a reverse CBT..lemme explain..if in CBT you learn to question your faulty conceptions and reverse limiting thoughts, in this game, it's exactly the opposite you do: you're taking an inherently good positive uplifting thought (a wish) and you're giving away your agency for another to transform it in a negative, but because it's Your doing/wishing, it registers in your brain as a command... you're conditioning yourself in effect to lose hope and to fail.

 

I wish you well. xx

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

I enjoy reading everyones postings on this, my silly game, and the granting and mischievous corrupting of each others wishes. It's just for fun. All love and peace here.

 

So to continue the thread of the game on...

 

I wish EvieThe One would post her wish (in the nicest mannered request possible)......pretty please, and allow the game to keep running, but in absence of that happening, take my wish of that happening as a wish to be corrupted in order to continue the game.....who wants to grant my wish?????