A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Granted but they have all been worn by at least 10 people and never washed.

 

I wish I could hula hoop like a pro.

[AttendingBear]

Granted, if you dropped the hula hoop, you would have to get naked

 

I wish I could change someone right now 

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but they have to want to change before the change happens (whoops, too real? ok, if they don't change you get a free meal of your choice)

I wish it was possible/legal to have wolves as pets

[darkronin]

Wish granted. It is legal to keep the wolves as pets.... in the penal colony where inmates are put for life.

 

I wish the Christmas season has been going for another week or so!

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! It's now christmas everyday for all of December! Buut you are a grinch and hate christmas.

 

I wish there were more hours in a single day to play and do all my chores!

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but only you experience the extra hours and everyone else disappear until the next day starts.

I wish love wasn't so rare

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Granted, but you live in a world where Ogres think people in love taste more delicious.

 

I wish I weren't so lonely.

[AttendingBear]

Granted, you wouldn't be lonely if you weren't lonely 

 

I wish I was not so soft sometimes. 

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, you're now a rock    ...but only sometimes The transformation happens without any forewarning and you still feel, see, hear and smell like normal, but you can't move until you're back to normal.

I wish headaches weren't a thing

[Guest winter~☆]

Granted, but you'll have a headache every time someone talks about them but you won't understand what it means or why you're hurting.

 

I wish exams were easy to pass.

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Granted, but there are many more of them and you have to forfeit summer break for easy exams.

 

I wish I naturally smelled like pumpkin pie!

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! You smell like a pumpkin pie because you are a pumpkin pie! But everyone is now trying to eat you!

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

[redheadprincess98]

Granted! You smell like a pumpkin pie because you are a pumpkin pie! But everyone is now trying to eat you!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

Granted!!! You are now unemployed. Enjoy

 

I wish I didnt have a headache right now

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!!! You no longer have a headache, but every other bit of you aches all the time, at the same time instead, and it isn't going away.

 

I wish I could play the guitar...

[darkronin]

Granted! You now play the guitar... in a school play, where actors are dressed as various instruments.

 

I wish that I'd be the boss of my current job!

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Granted! You have now under gone a soul swap with your current boss. You're stuck still having

all the same mannerisms and habits of him. You're in charge though!

 

I wish my clothes and dishes did themselves like the ones in Beauty and the Beast.

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[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, your clothes and dishes are people too now and they come and go as they wish.

I wish "Ultimate Meet & Greet" tickets for Hollywood Vampires weren't so expensive (though it's understandable, all-star band and all, but still)

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

I wish "Ultimate Meet & Greet" tickets for Hollywood Vampires weren't so expensive (though it's understandable, all-star band and all, but still)

Wish granted! You're tickets are now free. You've been gifted them by a very generous person. Buuut, before you meet them someone becomes terribly sick and barfs down the back of you, you have no time to change clothes.

[Guest Mr. J]

Well crude. I think this is already happening. It would explain why I now only have 3 forks in my apartment.

 

Be careful what you wish for   I only grant wishes, I do not control the means by which they're done. 

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

I wish I could literally reach the end of a rainbow?

 

Sorry forgot to add my wish last post.

[SongofSparrow]

Wish granted! BUT there is not pot of gold or unicorns, just a box of forgotten things.

 

I wish I had a pet owl!

[MissPattch]

Granted! But its a Screech Owl and it keeps you awake all night, every night....

 

I wish i could speak more than one language fluently

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!!!!! You can speak every language there is fluently. Yay! Unfortunately the languages are all jumbled up and so each and every word comes out in a completely different language to the last one, changing language with every word you ever utter...forever! Now no one from anywhere can understand you.

 

I wish I could bake.

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, you now know how to bake human pie

I wish we could turn into the symbols of our star signs