Guest DemureBelle Posted November 30, 2019 Report Posted November 30, 2019 Granted, but he's actually a demon who wreaks havoc wherever he goes. I wish I could go to Never land! 2
shadowrider Posted December 6, 2019 Report Posted December 6, 2019 Granted, you fly over in a helicopter. But as the name suggests you can never land. So all you can do is fly over it and watch everyone else having the time of their lives. I wish ice cream burned more calories than it contained. 2
##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl Posted December 9, 2019 Author Report Posted December 9, 2019 Granted!....but it is very addictive too, so the more ice cream you eat, the more you want to eat and have to eat and the calories are burning off and burning off as you get thinner and thinner and thinner.... I wish Santa would bring me everything I wished for at Christmas..... 1
Melivia Posted December 9, 2019 Report Posted December 9, 2019 Granted, but he leaves it on your front porch and someone steals all of it.I wish I could talk to animals. 1
Melivia Posted December 9, 2019 Report Posted December 9, 2019 Granted, but the beard is sentient and is also a Viking...that wields axes.I wish jackalopes were real. 3
bunny_hugs Posted December 9, 2019 Report Posted December 9, 2019 Granted but you're the only who can see them. I wish i can go to Disneyland 1
DewMilk Posted December 9, 2019 Report Posted December 9, 2019 Granted, but you can never leave Disneyland! I wish I could have every Webkinz toy in the world! 1
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted December 16, 2019 Report Posted December 16, 2019 (edited) Granted! You have every Webkinz toy in the world, but they act like the chimpanzombies, from the movie Wonder Park, whenever you misbehave. I wish had someone to help keep me on track with chores. Edited December 16, 2019 by Batty 1
Guest Mr. J Posted December 16, 2019 Report Posted December 16, 2019 Granted, but that someone is a talking fish and you're so distracted by the fact that this fish talks that you get nothing done.I wish I had someone special to spend christmas with this year. 1
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted December 18, 2019 Report Posted December 18, 2019 Aww what a sweet wish. Granted! Except this person sings Christmas carols loudly all the time, even in their sleep. I wish I could meet the baby fox I saw on YouTube yesterday and that he does his cute fox 'laugh' for me! 1
shadowrider Posted December 20, 2019 Report Posted December 20, 2019 Granted, but like most pups when he gets excited he pees a little bit and he is extremely excitable. I would never walk barefoot in the house again if I were you, jus sayin. I wish everyone that reads this gets a cookie surprise. 1
Guest Mr. J Posted January 2, 2020 Report Posted January 2, 2020 Granted, but every time he morphs into a CG a random type of stuffie stops existing.I wish april 2019 just didn't happen 1
GlitterMonster Posted January 2, 2020 Report Posted January 2, 2020 Granted but we are now stuck in march 2019 during a blizzard. I wish I had a pet duck that liked to cuddle 1
Guest Mr. J Posted January 2, 2020 Report Posted January 2, 2020 Granted, but it's a stallion duck! And on that note, I wish stallion ducks were real ;__; 2
darkronin Posted January 3, 2020 Report Posted January 3, 2020 Granted. But they are afraid of everything now! I wish that everyone here had a fabulous year 2020! 1
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted January 3, 2020 Report Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) Granted! You are now everyone's Fairy Godfather! You must make all their wishes come true. It's going to be a long year for you. Wish to go to the amusement park and ride all the big rides without screaming 'I'm going to dieeeee!!!' and look really cool while on those rides too. Edited January 3, 2020 by Batty 1
Guest Mr. J Posted January 3, 2020 Report Posted January 3, 2020 Granted, but everyone else are constantly freaking out very loudly. Better bring ear protection xDI wish I had a special person with me here so I could drown in their eyes 1
darkronin Posted January 3, 2020 Report Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) Granted, but the person is so special, it's actually a slug alien with big eyes on stalks. I wish I could make everyone an offer they can't ever refuse (as befitting a Fairy Godfather!) Edited January 3, 2020 by darkronin 1
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted January 4, 2020 Report Posted January 4, 2020 Wish granted! You have the ability and offer to grant people the wish of finding their one true love for life. The catch is that it only works for their life at that moment and time. So, everyone is after you! Adults want partners, people want fur babies, money, kids want video games, and even toddlers are hunting you down because their one true love is candy and popsicles at the moment. P.S. someone is really mad that you gave them a club sandwich. You had the unfortunate incident of being caught by a person that was high at the time and they are pretty pissed. Run fast and hard. I wish I could make mochi and mochi ice cream at home. I want some now. 1
junebug0325 Posted January 6, 2020 Report Posted January 6, 2020 You're wish has been granted! Except when you make it, it tastes like rotten eggs! I wish I had a million dollars. 1
Guest Mr. J Posted January 6, 2020 Report Posted January 6, 2020 Granted, but for each dollar of it you spend you're taxed 10000% and if you don't spend any of it you lose it all.I wish I wasn't sick 1
redheadprincess98 Posted January 6, 2020 Report Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 1:19 AM, Mr. J said: Granted, but for each dollar of it you spend you're taxed 10000% and if you don't spend any of it you lose it all. I wish I wasn't sick Granted, but now you only have 1 years to live. You won’t be sick anymore though. I wish I was the smartest person in the world 1
Guest Mr. J Posted January 6, 2020 Report Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/6/2020 at 2:13 AM, redheadprincess98 said: Granted, but now you only have 1 years to live. You won’t be sick anymore though. I'll take it! No questions asked! Without a shadow of a doubt! Where do I pay? On 1/6/2020 at 2:13 AM, redheadprincess98 said: I wish I was the smartest person in the world Granted, but you don't become any smarter than you already are. Everyone else just gets really really stupid. I wish I had a cat 2
Guest Acenya Posted January 6, 2020 Report Posted January 6, 2020 Granted, but its microscopic size and if you're not careful you could end up squishing the poor thing with your finger! I wish I could get all the clothes I want for free. 1
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