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Granted!!!.... you have your favourite fluffy socks on. Unfortunately you like them so much that you never take them off and now they have got so sweaty that they have permanently stuck to your feet and the smell coming off them because of this is so cheesy and awful that nobody will come close to you anymore and its making you feel sick. I'd give you a hug to console you, but, you know....the smell and all... Phew!

 

As Halloween is on its way.......... I wish I had some yummy home baked gingerbread ghosts. (Surely no one will want to corrupt such a tasty treat???....... :D )

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Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~
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Granted but the gingerbread is a tad burnt

 

I wish for a quick nap!

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Posted

Granted, but it was so quick that you don't feel any more rested than before.

 

I wish I had actual fox ears instead of having to use alicebands...

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Granted, but you can only hear and understand animals, you have no recognition of human speech. (That's actually not so bad, is it.)

 

 

I wish I could hold a gentle, sweet sloth in my arms.  :heart: 

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Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~
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Granted but it never wants to leave your arms

 

I wish it was warmer

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Posted (edited)

Granted, but it's only warm around you...and it's always winter. You now have an entourage of people and animals that warm their hands around you as though you are a fire where ever you go.

 

I wish I were better at cleaning my craft room.

Edited by Ebony Fruit Bat
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Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~
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Granted but it gets messy quicker

 

I wish for a infinite supply of sweets!

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Granted!!!....But each sweet is the size of a car and really hard, so you can't even bite into them.....you try licking them but just end up stuck to them!

 

I wish I had three wishes from the Genie.......

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Granted, but you'll have to find him first... and his location is unknown.

 

 

I wish I had a fluffy human size dog bed!

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Granted, but it’s infested with fleas.

 

I wish I had no nightmares anymore.

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granted but you'll never dream again

 

i wish i had a bigger stuffie

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Granted, but it is the hard times that make us recognize the good times. Since you are always happy you gradually become so used to the feeling that it no longer feels special. You eventually feel nothing at all.

 

I wish I had a snow cone right now.

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Granted, but it is the hard times that make us recognize the good times. Since you are always happy you gradually become so used to the feeling that it no longer feels special. You eventually feel nothing at all.

 

I wish I had a snow cone right now.

Granted, but the snow cone is sentient and has a face and talks to you and makes you feel really weird about eating it. ^^; T_T

 

I wish I could shake this tired, sleepy feeling. It's been, like, a couple weeks already. X_X;

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Guest Sweetbottoms
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Granted, but you are also quite tiny,

Some little scoops you up, and puts you in their pocket for safe keeping.

 

I wish I can have a cuddle hugging partner

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Granted!!!! ......but they are both frozen inside a massive lump of ice

 

I wish I could time travel....

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Granted but you can only go backwards in time.

 

I wish I could teleport

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Granted, but you can’t control where you teleport and you have to teleport at least once a month. Hold your breath, your next destination could be Mars!

 

I wish my phone charger wasn’t broken

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It's fixed but replaced with the head for a different phone so you can't use it.

 

I wish I didn't have to work

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  • 2 weeks later...
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G R A N T E D !!! ......you no longer have to work.....nor can you as you are frozen inside a giant, huge enourmously big-antic (it's a word) block of ice!

 

I wish I had a delicious milkshake....yum!

Edited by ##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl
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Guest DemureBelle
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Granted, but it only looks delicious! It's actually made with your least favourite foods! 


 


I wish I had wings so I could fly wherever I wanted!


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Granted, but the wings are super heavy and it'll take years of tough daily workouts before you can actually use them to fly.

I wish I had slept tonight Cx

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Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~
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Wish Granted but you kept waking up

 

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake

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