A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[sweetrosemilk]

Granted, but the electricity goes out so you hang up sheets and play shadow puppets instead!

 

I wish I could breathe underwater!

[LittleTeacup]

Granted, but you exchanged your lungs for gills and you can't breathe above water now!

 

I wish I lived in a magic forest.

[Garnet]

Granted, but humans found and are destroying it.

 

 

 

I wish I had some new books to read.

[molliedollie]

Granted; they're all about the subjects you're least-interested in.

 

I wish I had an awesome new job. 

[Guest Errantlittlegirl]

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[GlitterMonster]

Granted but all the taps are jam and biscuits..enjoy showering in jam.

 

I wish I had a bigger bath tub to play in

[shadowrider]

Granted, but there are tiny holes all over it so any water you put in it will run all over the floor.

 

 

I wish I had a snow cone in my favorite flavor and in a cup with no leaks right now.

[Guest Christian324]

Granted but as you receive it you get bumped by the person behind you and it falls to the ground.

 

 

I wish I could travel to see the person I miss the most.

[SparkyShark]

Granted, but everything is the same shade of pink so you can only see pink, nothing else

 

I wish I could own a wolamute 

 

granted, but then you forget what a "wolamute" is and join the rest of us in being forced to google it

 

i wish humanity evolved beyond having to spend the majority of our waking lives at work!

[Guest Voidart]

granted, but then you forget what a "wolamute" is and join the rest of us in being forced to google it

 

i wish humanity evolved beyond having to spend the majority of our waking lives at work!

Granted, the new human race has no need of any emotions nor the traditional five senses anylonger.

 

I wish this wish wasn't going to be corrupted. 

[Guest Fleur-Angelique]

Granted, the new human race has no need of any emotions nor the traditional five senses anylonger.

 

I wish this wish wasn't going to be corrupted. 

 

It isn't. It just doesn't exist.

 

I wish Marvel never created Thor.

[Guest Acenya]

Granted, but instead of that DC did it exactly the same way. 

 

 

I wish I could speak, write and understand three languages of my choice flawlessly!

[shadowrider]

Granted, but the Earth was taken over by aliens and they have banned the use of any language but their own.

 

I wish I could sleep right now.

[Cara Innes]

Granted, but when you wake up, it's in another region of the world and you hafta' catch a flight back.

I wish I lived in a bookstore.

[Ebony Fruit Bat]

Granted, but it is the lair of toddlers. All the books are covered in jam and peanut butter. The books are all written by them as well with no hope of translation.

 

I wish I could cuddle a totally harmless panda bear and be its best friend.

[Ashypanda]

Granted, but the panda bear has no arms and cannot cuddle back.

 

I wish I had a snack

[Nekosune]

Granted, but it's all your least favorite foods.

 

I wish I had the power of telekinesis. 

[Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~]

Granted but you dont get to decide what you move

 

I wish I could have 1 million stuffies!

[darkronin]

Granted, but they all are the size of an ant.

 

I wish I had more free time

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted!!! You have all the free time in the world, but unfortunately you are not on this world, but stationed on the moon for a long term lunar living research programme, where you reside alone for the next 20 years.

 

I wish I had a cookie

[shadowrider]

Granted, but the cookie is the last one that darkronin took with them on that lunar mission so it's 20 years old and pretty stale. I don't think a twinkie would survive that trip but its yours to do as you wish.

 

I wish I had some custard cream already made so I didn't feel the need to get in the kitchen and make it.

[KittyPrincess626]

Granted but your cupcake is dirt flavored with pickles inside and the frosting is black licorice.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could stay home tomorrow. 

[Guest Mr. J]

Granted, but your entire family decide to visit and host a noisy party for the neighborhood.

 

 

I wish I had a better paying job more relevant to my degree.

[MistahJay]

Granted, You have granted with a degree in Astrobiology. Just in time to see the Area 51 Raid. May you Naruto run in peace. 

 

 

I wish i was good at working with animals

[Guest ~GlitterUnicorn~]

Granted but they bites you a lot

 

I wish I had fluffy socks on right now