A fun "Corrupt A Wish" game...bring out your playful, dark side

[Song`rim Redtide]

Granted but your kids steal all the stuffies one day and lose them in an unknown location

 

I wish endless entertainment wouldn't eventually lead to eventual boredom

[Chicki]

Granted, but it takes over your life and ruins your friendships.

 

I wish I could stop overthinking.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

GRANTED!!!!.....You have stopped overthinking everything, you now totally underthink everything instead.

 

With winter on the way....I wish it was always summertime and lovely and hot

[purplepenguin]

Granted, it is now always summertime. But it is so hot that you can never get cool enough to stop sweating

 

I wish I had a pet penguin

[lil dora]

granted ! but your penguin has had lots of penguin babies and now you have 6 pet penguins.. good luck!

 

i wish i had the most beautiful singing voice

[Miklos]

granted ! but your penguin has had lots of penguin babies and now you have 6 pet penguins.. good luck!

 

i wish i had the most beautiful singing voice

Granted! But first time you sing the mic electrocutes you and fries your voice box rendering you mute the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was instantly a ridiculously smart astrophysicist.

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted......when it comes to astrophysics you are now the smartest there ever has been, you can do integral formulation of quantum mechanics in your head in seconds........BUT.....you are now ridiculously unsmart at every other aspect of your life....you hardly even know which way is up. You now know how to work out the square root of a jar of jam, but cannot work out how to open it and eat the contents. Enjoy!

 

I wish I could taste things with my feet, like a butterfly does...........(oh I am looking forward to this reply.....do your worst!!!......Haha!)

[Guest daisycrown]

granted! but the tastebuds on your feet make every step taste like cilantro!

 

I wish I had a big tree house!

[Guest Onederfulman]

Granted! But your tree house is big in relationship to the tree it is in, which is a bonsai tree. So cute!!

 

I wish that I could fly, so getting around the city would be a little easier.

[Guest PoppyG]

Granted but your wings are the size of a gnat's wings so they are only able to lift you one foot off the ground and can only propel you forward at half the speed you can walk.

 

I wish I owned a cabin in the mountains that I could live in all year round.

[GlitterMonster]

Granted! But the cabin is haunted and there is snow so  high you cannot open a door or window!

 

I wish I was a few inches shorter.

[Guest CollateralBeauty]

Granted! But you slowly shrink a few inches each day until you're only 3 inches tall!

 

I wish I had all the ice cream!

[shadowrider]

Granted, you have all the ice cream. Problem is its melting and spoiling because there is no way you can eat that much. Now youre waist deep in moldy sticky goo that once was glorious ice cream

 

 

I wish I had fresh cranberries

[Guest CollateralBeauty]

Granted! But they are giant fresh cranberries and you end up going on an adventure like James from James and the Giant Peach so you don't really get to enjoy your fresh cranberries.

 

I wish I had my own library!

[Guest Halien]

Granted! But your library is haunted and the ghosts keep throwing books at you, making it really hard to concentrate on your reading.

 

I wish I had dinosaur chicken nuggets to eat 

[GlitterMonster]

Granted but when you eat them you become a dinosaur!

 

I wish I had a fish

[##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl]

Granted.....but your fish is absolutely huge and needs to be fed food daily by the lorry load, and you spend all your life carrying food from the lorries that arrive every day to your ever growing fish, with no time for anything else. And now because you spend all your time carrying fish food, you smell like a fish too....have a nice life.

 

I wish I had a bottle of bubbles to blow and make lots of pretty bubbles.....because they are totally cute and how can they possibly be corrupted???......

[Guest CollateralBeauty]

Granted! But when the bubbles pop, they smell like old, decaying trash and the smell will never go away.

 

I wish I had some homemade apple pie!

[shadowrider]

Granted, but the person who made it in their home has never baked before so the apples are whole and the crust is mostly flour and it is all burnt up, bon appetit

 

 

I wish I had a pecan pie and a wish to replace the one about to be corrupted

[Song`rim Redtide]

Granted but unfortunately, the person who made the pie misunderstood pecan and thought you meant pea can pie and created a pie with peas from a can. Luckily someone caught this and helped the person create a new one, unfortunately, the second pie was stolen by a new up and coming thief whose sole purpose in life was to steal pies. So they stole pie while it was cooling. Fortunately, the makers of this pie had a vicious guard dog who chased this man out of the house. Unfortunately, the thief grabbed the pie while running from the dog, and luckily the thief had stashed their tricked-out moped nearby. Now here is where things get weird, no one is really sure why but somehow the police were booking it to catch this thief thinking he was actually a new serial killer. Apparently, the pie makers' dog continued to chase this moped around while barking which lead to other dogs howling and barking. Meanwhile, someone had called in about a murder case to a police cruiser that happened to see the dog chasing the moped and this hotshot rookie cop assumed they were looking at the perp. who had committed the murder. So a high-speed chase was underway. Unfortunately for the thief, their moped was incapable of handling this type of chase for too long and the thief was forced to ditch the moped, but not without this pie that seemed to be made from the divines themselves; The thief grabbed the pie and took off trying to blend into society. Now the true tragedy of this tale Shadowrider is what happened next as you are well aware. Perhaps it was fate, or maybe just some kind of coincidence, the world will never truly know; however, the thief was tased while being in the proximity of you. It was an unfortunate accident but as the thief fell the pie slipped out of their hands and headed towards you. The sound of the commotion caused you to look up in time to receive the divine pecan pie, shortly after your wish, to the face. Of course, you knew you had made a conditional wish and were expecting the second pie, but be it fate, the work of some higher power, or perhaps mere coincidence the office hired me to investigate this case further, and I have come to inform you that no that pie to your face was indeed the second pie you wished for; unfortunately, the laws of the universe don't like it when you try to force them to bend to your will. Let this be a lesson dear Shadowrider try to bend the universe to your will and you find that it will instead bend you to its will and leave you lacking what you desire.

 

 

 

 

 

My wish is that before this wish I had previously wished on some other wishing device that gave me one wish to have a wish ready for this wish granter, and somehow this wish was so great or perhaps too terrible that it corrupted the wish master itself to instead of granting wishes that have been corrupted it gives you the opposite of what you wish for then corrupts it.

[Arenvos]

Granted but it has prunes in it.

 

I wish for a PS4

[Guest CollateralBeauty]

Granted! But the PS4 messes up any disc inserted into it.

 

I wish I had a new laptop.

[shadowrider]

Granted, but now you have T-rex arms and stubby fingers so you can only type if your face is pressed against the screen, enjoy.

 

 

I wish I were camping right now

[Song`rim Redtide]

Granted, and what a camping trip it was Shadowrider. I'm sure you don't need me to go into the details of what an amazing camping trip it was. Alas, we don't learn and we continue to wish on something that will only corrupt them. At first, all was well, but on the morning of the last day, that's when the danger gauge got turned up to 11. You started the day far away from your camp. Apparently, someone had removed you from your tent in the night. A quick check of your body and you noticed a few leeches hanging off of various places, a couple ticks in places we won't mention, and your legs were covered in a variety of poison ivy plants. What a way to start to your day right? After checking your surroundings a little more carefully you start to notice that the tree's around you look a little off. You decide to get up and take a closer look to realize you are surrounded by snakes. Now no one but you is entirely sure on how you got away, but you somehow found your way back to your friends on this trip. Of course, they were concerned you had been missing for a while after all. Y'all agreed to pack up and head home early and be done with this camping trip; alas, as soon as you left the campgrounds something peculiar happened. You realized you were heading back to camp. If you were to check your body you would notice some wounds from the leeches and ticks, but the leeches and ticks themselves were gone. You could still feel the itch from the poison ivy but it appeared to have for the most part be gone now. A quick check of your phone would reveal the date to be the same day you arrived at camp. Talking to your friends you noticed something was off, but you couldn't quite place what it was. You told you friends about this crazy dream you had and this strong feeling of Deja Vu alas that's all they saw it as some kind of strange dream. Now Shadowrider my acquaintance I don't know how to tell you this but you've been away for a long time. You see you got caught up in some kind of loop. It had you relive your camping experience over and over again; however, each time it restarted you kept a ghost of your previous journey's wounds. You friends all told you when pushed that they had come from accidents that happened earlier in your life that you don't recall, and each time something about your friends changed little by little until they were nothing more than complete strangers to you. Thankfully the trip did end eventual but who knows what came back from that trip you most certainly don't recognize the world you returned too.

 

 

 

I wish I was more of an ambivert as opposed to an introvert that just fakes it with the best of them.

[ShortSunflower]

Granted, but now you'll only eat your least favorite cupcake flavor for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish I have the power to grow any kind of plants whenever I want.