Funny/emberessing stories

[Guest Andyy95]

Since I'm bored I thought I'd make a topic meant for people to share a funny emberessing story from their life.

 

I'll open things up with my humble contribution:

 

Imagine a young boy who just discovered the joy of masturbation. That boy would ofcourse use up a lot of tissues and even toilet paper when those ran out xD. Do to this , the trash can in his room was always full of tissues, and he naturally thought that he could pass all these off as having a forever lasting cold and have his parents be none the wiser. Then one day his mom comes to pick up the trash in his room, looks at it's content , turns the trash can towards the boy and says "Andy , why are you killing my grandchildren ?!" xD

 

It's funny now, but wasn't so much at the time

 

Anyway, that was my lil contribution, hope others will share some lols as well , otherwise I'll delete the post ^^

[Guest Stinkin'ol'Fred]

I was in the middle of having sex during a position switch I went to move and my hand completely missed the spot I aimed for and I went dowwwwn. Hahaha I didn't let it bother me but it was funny as hell.

[Guest SUeB]

i was with a former partner. He called himself a daddydom, although it turned out he wasn't. It was down to arrogance mainly. He thought he was the big "i am" , which makes this even funnier.

We were erm...doing stuff, and i was knelt on the couch, facing the back of it. He was behind me, putting on the "grrrr, i am so powerful" act. Then i heard a weird noise, and everything went silent and something felt wrong. i looked back and he had slid off the edge of the leather couch, and was laid on his back on the floor. i was trying really hard not to laugh, but failed miserably. Haha. God that was so funny!

[Guest Andyy95]

Well since we all are sharing funny play time storys I'll update mine as well :

 

So me and my previous partner were doing some bassic rope play , and I put her over my knee for some spankings ... After I did the deed once she let out a soft cry/moan, but the seccond time it was something entirely different, she farted. That unfortunatelly was just the prequel to a preety disturrbing sequel xD ... Apperently she had diarhea and was too emberessed to say anything about it. I am not into ABDL, but boy do i wish she had diapers at that time haha

[Guest SUeB]

Well since we all are sharing funny play time storys I'll update mine as well :

 

So me and my previous partner were doing some bassic rope play , and I put her over my knee for some spankings ... After I did the deed once she let out a soft cry/moan, but the seccond time it was something entirely different, she farted. That unfortunatelly was just the prequel to a preety disturrbing sequel xD ... Apperently she had diarhea and was too emberessed to say anything about it. I am not into ABDL, but boy do i wish she had diapers at that time haha

Haha that genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Way funnier than a recent one for me. All i did was kick Master at the side of His jaw when i was deep in subspace. Haha. That sprung me back to earth pretty fast. Him too no doubt, haha.

[Persephone_Persephone]

I have so many. My most recent has to be my previous daddy dumping me in ikea over a big bowl of vegan meatballs.

Ten mins before I had scared my self jumping out of a cupboard at a smug couple furniture shopping.

Was not my finest moment! But I look back and giggle so much!

[Guest Andyy95]

I have so many. My most recent has to be my previous daddy dumping me in ikea over a big bowl of vegan meatballs.

Ten mins before I had scared my self jumping out of a cupboard at a smug couple furniture shopping.

Was not my finest moment! But I look back and giggle so much!

 

Sorry, you lost me at vegan meatballs xD I'm not a vegan and never will be, I love meat waaay too much, but  that's besides the point. I just find it funny that a meal has both the words ''vegan'' and ''MEATballs'' in it xD

[Persephone_Persephone]

Lol it wasnt about it being vegan it was just about how bizzare the situation was!

 

Aye yes, vegan fake balls would be better and they are yummy!

[Guest SUeB]

Oh yes, we have laughed at the concept of vegan meatballs on more than one occasion. Hilarious.

[MrWrongUk]

When i was around 15 me and my friends skipped school to smoke...lets say cigarettes...we went to buy some

And some older girls asked our ages..my friend said he was about/around 15...like he did not know his age lol.

Probably more funny if you where there

[Guest Slammymax]

_{I recall back when I was at university and lived with a group of (male) friends, that I was in my bedroom becoming amorous with a young lady. Unfortunately, said gentlewoman was not discreet and her exclamations of passion soon alerted my housemates to our goings on. Being the comedians that they were, they congregated in the hall outside my room, awaiting the moment when the passion would reach its peak. The timing of said climax became obvious, as my feminine companion exclaimed in a loud voice, "Oh Jesus, I'm coming!", prompting six gentleman to promptly shout, in the manner of a popular video game, for me to "FINISH HER!!!!".} 

 

_{Now, dear readers, I was left in a quandary. Do I feign annoyance at the audible interruption and join my carnal partner in her indignation? Or do I, whilst continuing to 'do the deed' as it were, proceed to shout "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!" at the top of my voice?}

 

_{Needless to say, it was totally worth it.}

[PetiteLapine]

Not quite as funny as everyone else's stories, but my friend still laughs about it

 

Anyways, I was walking by the library on campus and there was this cute boy riding towards me on a bike. As he got closer he had to have noticed me starring so he waved and said "hey". I panicked and without thinking about it, I screamed. I still see him sometimes in the dining hall and he likes to mention that time to me.