Signs you live a DD/lg lifestyle - (fun, join in!)

[Guest AshlynAngel]

I saw something like this a few years ago on a forum elsewhere and I thought it'd be fun to start one here.  I apologize if something like this appears somewhere else here, I admittedly haven't been able to read all the forums.   Please join in and add some of your own! 

 

• You need to write something down and can't find a pen ... but you can find 243 crayons in varying colors and lengths.
• You open the console in the car to get spare change ... and find two binkies and tons of gummy bear wrappers
• Your Netflix watchlist is predominantly Disney/Pixar
• When at the doctor's office and they say they need to get your temp and your first instincts are to whine, but reach for the button on your pants.
• You own four wooden spoons, yet only one has ever actually been used for cooking.
• You've bought more coloring books than magazines in the past month.
• Glitter. Everywhere.
• When you have to buy "grown up" shampoo and soaps and lotion for visiting overnight guests to use. 
• When people jokingly call your travel cup a "sippie cup" and you have to smother a grin. 
• When you get 15 texts a day of pix of art creations because your little one has been on a masterpiece creating spree.
• Praying that you remembered to empty trash bins of discarded wet pullups whenever you have unexpected company. 
• When you come home from the doctor with prescriptions and your S/O asks hopefully if any are in suppository form. 
• Hair ribbons, bows, barettes, clippies have taken over your bathroom.

 

Your turn ... annnnnnd GO! 

[Pinkiesparkle95]

When you pout and stamp your feet instead of get actually angry       

[Guest AshlynAngel]

When you pout and stamp your feet instead of get actually angry       

 

LOL, yep, that's a sign.  

[Guest LittleQueenNikki13]

As a parent of a 10 yr old boy and being a little:

You have more stuffed toys in your bedroom than your child

People think you have a daughter because there's monster high and my little pony bedsheets on the line

Your son buys you a doll for Mothers day


 

[Guest SUeB]

Not one single one of those in any way relate to me, lol.

[PrincessSassyFace]

When you have a list of chores to do with rewards for completion of all for a month being stuffed animals. 

[neko]

Your cupboards are filled with more sippy cups than "big" cups

[Guest LuckyOversight]

There's coloring pages stuck to the fridge, sippy cups in the dishwasher, rubber duckies and a little mermaid washcloth in the bathroom, stuffed animals on your nightstand, and pacis scattered about the house. This is my life now

[Panda God]

When you wear so many animal onesies that people think you're a furry...

Also, when you treat your stuffies like they are your children...

Edited November 6, 2017 by Sally M

[Guest starsInTheNight]

When you don't actually have kids but the cashier at the store keep asking you if you want to enter their Family program to get discounts on kid and baby items...

[Guest McLeodLot65]

When you can tell a little is having a family emergency IRL, because their grammar and spelling suddenly *improve*. Edited November 6, 2017 by McLeodLot65

[kleinemaus]

If you have to find excuses for the babyfood in your fridge.

If you don't any space to sleep because of all the stuffies.

If you worry about the stuffies that arent allowed to sleep in the bed.

If your partner or other people ask you if your old enough to do this on your own. ^^ i really like the last one.

[meows kohai]

• You step on rhinestones everywhere in the house and find them in your socks stuck to your feet outside the house
• Your S/O carries you throughout the house when you whine and reach for them
• Hello Kitty--EVERYWHERE
• Hundreds of butterfly, HK, bunny, cutesy hair accessories all throughout the house
• Alcohol in consumed in Hello Kitty sippies and cups
• You only wear onesies or Hello Kitty pajamas at home
• Outerwear is pink and/or fuzzy at all times
• Art supplies are everywhere
• Toys everywhere
• Home decor is made from toys, glitter, rhinestons
• You have a designated room packed with toys and art supplies 
• You can't go to the store without getting a new toy
• All marijuana pipes/bongs are HK or pink and sparkly! 
• Your house slippers are all animal print, HK, or in the shape of actual animals--fluff and fuzz +2pnts
• All blankets and towels are cartoon characters 

 

 

 

damn, I really want to drink so I can go be little ._____. 

[Guest AshlynAngel]

These are ALL great!  Thank you to everyone who participated, and those that haven't, jump in whenever you can think of something.  

[Guest CaptainAmerica97]

When you buy a new coloring book when you should buy something to eat, or when it is your birthday you get a character cake with iron Man and Captain America. And when you nap you dream about having a Daddy.