12 Top quality dad jokes.

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1. You're American when you go into the bathroom, you're american when you come out. But do you know what you are while your inside? Yourapeein

2. Did you know the first french fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

3. Spring is in the air, I'm so excited I wet my plants. 

4. Cashier: Would you like that milk in a bag sir?

    Dad: No, I'd actually prefer it in a carton. 

5. How do you make a Cleenex dance? Just put a little boogie in it. 

6. You know, Grace Memorial Gardens is a popular place. People are just dying to get in there. 

7. A three legged dog walked into a bar, and he growled "Who shot my pa."

8. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents! 

9. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. 

10. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two knee fish. 

11. What did the buffalo tell his son when he dropped him off from school? Bison. 

12. Why did the crab never share? Because hes shell fish 

 

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great thread!

 

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office .......... I will find you! You have my Word!

 

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

 

I have a friend that is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop anytime.

 

 

..... I'll let myself out .....

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Edited September 10, 2018 by mung bean