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I was reading some funny stories online, and I thought it would be nice to share them. Like I have glitterbombed my ex before. I also painted his toenails while he was sleeping. And one we still laugh about to this day is the time I locked him out but I didn't check the back door and he snuck in and scared me teehee, I'm giggling just thinking about it! Edited by valanra
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Hmmmmm thats a tough one,

Most recently I went to the bank and while i was sitting waiting for the man helping me to come back i locked in on this green patterned thing on his all black computer. I swear it was soooo distracting but I was a good and handled all my big girl stuff... but then I was done... sooooooo i looked at the man and said " "I'm sorry I know this is gonna sound weird but can I touch that *pointing to the green thing on his computer* he looked at me surprised nodded and then looked at Daddy who was laughing at this point and said as i poked the plastic holding the green thing, "You know what that is i think its a thing to clean phone screens, you want it?" I let out a loud YAH and happily left the bank proud of my trip and green thing!

 

Daddy says that I have loads of little moments throughout the day but his favorite is when I get excited about something lol.

 

Soooooo I kind of have this thing where I jump in the air with excitement and squeal, that being said one day we were in a store and i saw a squishy(those stress squeezy things with glitter juice in em) and started jumping only to realize mid squeal that down the aisle there was a lady just paused in confusion looking at me with her head tilted like a puppy learning a new word. When I realized I was the reason for the face I awkwardly put down the squishy and slow motion backed away to the next aisle. 

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Ohmygosh that's hilarious lol. I went to a ballpark and I saw a bounce house and I started jumping and squealing and everyone was looking at me like I was insane lol. Unfortunately only kids age 12 and under are aloud on the bounce house *angryscrunchface*
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I've never had a caregiver, but I've had some moments when my little side comes out in public while being with my friends. So once I went out with them, and I was saving money to get my next tattoo, so I made them promise not to let me buy anything else, just lunch. So obviously, on the way I saw many things I wanted to buy, but then going through a bookstore, there was a great compilation of Deadpool volumes and I really wanted it, so I sat on the floor with my face Stuck to the window to see it when my friends would not let me in. And I started to talk to him and tell him how cute he was going to see in my bookseller. People looked at us weird XD. In the end I did not buy it, but one of them ended up giving away a volume of Deadpool weeks later.
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Thats amazeballs, glad to see its not just me that has those moments. Bounce houses and Deadpool both massively squeal worthy moments! 

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One I was asleep, and snuggled up with Papa watching a movie, but then I woke up and launched myself into his lap.  The look on his face was really funny, and he says, "Well, so much for asking!"  But then he let me sit on his lap for the rest of the movie and cuddled me close.  He doesn't let me sit on his lap for a long time, because then I hurt his legs :(

 

And once Papa and I were in Walmart together, but we're both switches, and we were both little and ran around and played with all the toys in the toy aisle.  I liked the dinosaurs that made noise when you pushed the button.

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I made nachos tonight but I got distracted by a doll and burned them and bit. I actually didn't even notice, my roommate was like "hey I smell burning stuff" and I snapped out of little mode like "OH MY HECKINS". Jokes on them(im not sure who them is but go with it) though, they were delicious.

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