You know you're a Little/CareGiver when...

[Guest JoeKarr]

Okay, so hear me out guys(gender neutral use of the word)  

 

I've been doing a blog on my Tumblr, but I just feel like it's still missing something.  

 

Growing up I would always watch comedy specials and that would always be my window into another world or community.  What I've always found is that those comedy specials would have a way of humanizing the community they were talking about.

 

So, I'm asking the community to help me out a bit here.  I would like to compile a humorous list of two things:

 

You know you're a CareGiver if/when...

 

and

 

You know you're a Little/Middle if/when...

 

Now, for my guidelines:

 

They have to be funny...duh.

They cannot be degrading or hateful...(either neutral or positive things about either side of the dynamic)

I may indulge a little self deprecating humor...but only to a point. 

They have to be things that you actually do in your life (no crazy exaggerated things)

 

Now have fun coming up with all these and please be respectful.

 

Like I told a friend of mine, "These should be considered badges of courage, not insensitive digs at each other."

 

Alright

 

And here....we....go!!!

 

Later Daze

 

[Alextheswitch<3]

You know youre a little when..... youre baby sitting and the kids are fighting, and you join in the fight using a childs logic

[Sparklefrosting]

You know you're a little when you get jealous of your niece's shopkins collection. 

[LittlePupRune]

You know you're a caregiver when you end up with cutesy cat faces drawn on you.

[Guest MeneerM]

You know you are a caregiver if you pad your co-worker on the head and say: "Good Girl!"

[DollDirector]

You know you are a CG when,living your adult life,you instantly spot and have your attention drawn,to someone nearby wearing any element of Little dress-code.

[little_melody]

You know you're a little when you get excited when a restaurant has complimentary colouring pages 

[Guest Sephi]

You know you're a Little when a paci falls out of your laundry basket at the laundromat, and without missing a beat, you catch it before it hits the floor.

[Pup]

You know you are a little when after a long and busy day you are excited to go home to be with your stuffies and can put your pyjamas on.

 

And you know you are a little when you get excited of this topic and giggles after reading every single reply.

 

This is so much fun! I love this topic!

[Sparklefrosting]

You know you're a little when you choose to sit at the kids table so you can talk about the new season of Gravity Falls.

 

You know you're a little when you finally find shoes you like and they're half your size. 

[Guest blumonkey]

 

You know you're a CG when...

 

You turn your head when someone says 'daddy' in public, with the same instinctual reaction as if they said your first name.

 

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In public you see someone in your little demographics misbehaving and think of what rule is being broken

 

and then think of a fitting punishment.

 

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You keep that extra bedroom in your house always prepped to receive a little

 

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You think cotton powerpuff panties are sexier than victoria's secret

[Guest JoeKarr]

You know you're a Daddy Dom when you have to go to Sam's Club to get the Max pack of leather conditioner to clean and maintain your discipline implements.

 

Thanks guys, these have been awesome so far. 

[shadowrider]

You know you're a Daddy Dom when a 36 year old tattoo covered coworker tells you to hand him a tool he needs and without missing a beat you say "How do we ask for things we want?"   and after a long pause he says "I guess I say please"

[LittlePupRune]

You know you're a Daddy Dom when a 36 year old tattoo covered coworker tells you to hand him a tool he needs and without missing a beat you say "How do we ask for things we want?"   and after a long pause he says "I guess I say please"

That is gold

[Baby Neko]

You know you're little when you go to get Christmas presents for the kids in your family and end up buying a bunch of toys for yourself too

 

You know you're a little when you're grateful for having small feet to buy the kids shoes

 

You know you're a little when learning about Conditioning in class and you cringe whenever the teacher says "punishment"

[Chicki]

You know you're a little when you're shopping and none of women's clothes appeal to you but when you go to the kids section, you like it all. 

 

(tru story)

[NewDaddy94]

You know you're a Caregiver when you see a girl on TV who's being bullied and left out by some mean girls, and you find yourself saying "Aww sweetie, don't worry, Daddy's here for you!" 

 

(Bonus: You know you're somewhat crazy when you actually talk to the people in your television xD)

[SkunkPrincess]

You know when you're a little when.... you take your bear everywhere you go and people look at you like 'u wot?'

[LittlePupRune]

You know you're a caregiver when you automatically grab you little's favourite blankie for any car trip.

[Frog]

You know you're a caregiver when you see a woman in "The Price Is Right" with a shirt that says, "I can't adult so just say 'Jennifer, Come on down to play'"... and you wonder where she and friends put their stuffies.

 

And when she wins, you think,"Good girl!"

[Guest 12345]

You know you're a CG when you pick up a happy meal on the way home for your little and have to double check you got one of the 'cool' toys with it.

[funkichick]

You know you're little when your babysitting and argue with the kid over how the lego will be divided to play with

[Guest JoeKarr]

So glad everyone seems to be having a good time with this.  Definitely keep it going.  I hope everyone is getting entertained by this as well as getting some insight into the dynamic a bit more as well.

 

Now,

 

You know you're in Middle space when you can't stop buying pieces of your wardrobe from Hot Topic.

 

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.  42 year old man looking at the Funko Pop figure of Boba Fett!!!

[glgkittykat99]

you know you're a little when you sleep with a paci in your mouth

 

you know you're a little when you sneakily take your niece and nephews bath toys for your bath time

[Frog]

You know you're in Middle space when you can't stop buying pieces of your wardrobe from Hot Topic.

 

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. 42 year old man looking at the Funko Pop figure of Boba Fett!!!

I know enough cosplayers and people in the comic book business, I would've never thought of this!