12 Christian Pickup lines.

[Guest]

Some of the guys need help with picking up girls, so let me bless you with a few of the classic's from my own personal book. 

 

If this doesn't at least make her smile and say "That's so cheesy!" Then your treading in deep water compadre. Hope this brings a little assistance to picking up the apple of your eye!

 

1) You must be made out of water, because Jesus made you FINE 

 

2) So I was looking in the book of numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours. 

 

3)  I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

 

4) Your middle name must be grace because baby you're amazing.

 

5) (If her name is Destiny) I have faith that God has chosen you to be my Destiny.

 

6) Is it hot in here, or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

 

7) Is your name faith? Because your evidence of the things I've hoped for. 

 

8) Hey girl, I have the gift of prophecy. And I see you in my near future. 

 

9) I know you've already accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there any room in there for me?

 

10) Now I see why Solomon had 7,000 wives, because he never got the chance to meet you. 

 

11) You just broke one of the 10 commandments! You stole my heart. 

 

12) I'm not usually prophetic, but I see you in my future. 

 

 

 

 

[BigCityLittleGirl]

I died twice reading those

But I'm just an annoying atheist hehehe

 

Number 4 was used on my buddy tho and she thought it was corny but cute lol

Edited February 28, 2017 by BigCityLittleGirl

[Guest]

Told ya!

[Guest ScreamingSalad]

oml i love them!! i would literally melt if someone used those on me!!