Best little pickup lines.

[submissiveboyjimmy]

I thought this might be funny, I saw two that made me laugh.

 

How about you and I…head back to my place for a bedtime story.

*Awkward pause* 

Seriously, it’s time for nini, I’m sleepy, let’s go.

 

 

*Wiggles butt seductively* 

Why yes, it really IS that spankable. I mean…if I get in trouble. Otherwise no. Cuz I get scared…but…what was I saying?

 

 

[Dahturtle]

XD did you come up with these or did you find them cause if you found them tell me where cause ive gotta see all these

[submissiveboyjimmy]

I found them on tumblr, the complete list is:

 

Deep in Littlespace, Trying to Flirt

 

• “Is this bottle alcoholic, because I’m seeing someone full of DOUBLE the sexy”
• “If I lick you, does it mean you’re mine?”
• “You must be a blankie, because I want you wrapped around me everywhere I go.”
• “If I said I was lost, would you hold my hand and help me find my (daddy/mommy)?” (once holding hands, say, “I GUESS IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!”)
• “Is your name naptime, because you just knocked me out!”
• “Are you a pacifier, because you left me speechless…”
• “Well you can call me Dora, because I’m gonna be exploring every nook and cranny you let me at.”
• *Wiggles butt seductively* “Why yes, it really IS that spankable. I mean…if I get in trouble. Otherwise no. Cuz I get scared…but…what was I saying?”
• “Guess what I’m wearing….THE SMILE YOU GAVE ME! And diapees. Sometimes…sometimes i wear diapees.”
• “Oooh, baby, with you around I won’t NEED a nightlight.”
• “You should probably tie my shoes for…I already fell for you once.”
• “How about you and I…head back to my place for a bedtime story.” *Awkward pause* “Seriously, it’s time for nini, I’m sleepy, let’s go.”
• “Who do I need to cuddle for a diapee change, sweet cheeks?”

Edited February 27, 2017 by submissiveboyjimmy

[BruceDaLittle]

I emailed them to my mommy