A Sore Throat

[Guest Zips]

I've got streptococci in my throat,

my voice sounds like a screaming goat.

It hurts like hell and it's not getting better,

if it ain't gone by Monday I'll need a doctors letter.

 

I've got a nasty throat infection,

these bacteria show no affection.

They feed off my sugars and starchy foods,

my throat be putting me in shitty moods.

 

I can't rhyme for shit when I'm sick,

my candle of inspiration has a wet wick.

I wish I could feed these fuckers some salt,

plasmolyse them, it's their fault.

 

For my last paragraph I'll just copy and paste,

it'll taste as bad as my toothpaste since I can't taste shit.

I've ran out of rhymes and words to use with them,

such is the impact this infection has on my system.

 

I've got streptococci in my throat,

my voice sounds like a screaming goat.

It hurts like hell and it's not getting better,

if it ain't gone by Monday I'll need a doctors letter.

 

*You were expecting some fancy poem huh? I fooled you

 

 

 

 

[KittenAurora]

this is so cute and funny    made me giggle 

[Guest GrapeApe]

I like your rhymes... You are taking anti-biotics, I hope?

[Guest Zips]

I'm looking after myself, don't worry.