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1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself? It was this little bit to myself as I got cake from the fridge. 🍰 I thought I was the only human around and got caught 🫢 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be? I've been told honey 🍯 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be? To be cute and taste testers of veggies/fruits 🐹 They take their jobs VERY seriously! 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever? DESSERTS!! 🍦🍪🍩I have a sweet tooth 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say? Will snitch chocolate and sweets like a mouse 🍫🍬🐁 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could? Meal planning 😖 I don't like deciding what to make for dinner every night 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be? Cinnamon 😋 It's sweet and goes with my favorite holidays 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be? Mrs Magic by Strawberry Guy ✨🍓 It came up as my most played song on Spotify last year. 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals? Funny that I was just having a conversation with a friend about this! I totally believe it's possible to communicate with animals which I'm trying to figure out how. 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? Blackberry 💜 My favorite color and yummy flavor!

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself? My answer:🎵 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... why does this song always get stuck in my head? Where is this song from? Lion King! Oh crap I'm supposed to be doing something!!! I really hope no one noticed that!!🫣 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be? My answer: cotton candy because it's my favorite kind of ice cream! 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be? My answer: no pets, but I once had a fish... he would be a lifeguard! 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever? My answer: Desserts 100% of the time! I crave sweets!! Not chocolate so much, but sugar, ice cream, fruit, carrots, sweet potatoes, beets, pumpkin, yogurt, hot cereal! 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say? My answer: Caution: she always looks calm... but you never know what's simmering under the surface! 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could? My answer: can I pick all chores? 😆 I guess floors are the worst... 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be? My answer: The spice ginger. A little is nice, a lot is WOW! 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be? My answer: Get Back Up Again - Trolls (Poppy) 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals? My answer: Speak every language! Think of all the people I could help! And love! And teach! 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? My answer: apples simple, elegant, lots of variety, lots of uses, lots of friends

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself? Probably has to be when I got asked if I just called the director of my former agency, and I quote, a wembley fraggle rock, muppet ass looking chauvinist 😅 not my proudest moment but hey lol 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be? Umami! Amazing flavor but often overlooked 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be? The dog? Definitely a new-age hippy therapist The cat? An evil mastermind….hundred percent 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever? Appetizers for sure. The options and flavor profiles are endless! 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say? May cry for no reason 🤣 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could? Laundry….definitely laundry 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be? Garlic. I don’t think more needs to be said, it’s amazing. 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be? Rock Lobster- B52s 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals? Im a lover of language, so that for sure! 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? Ooh. Persimmon. That’s a fruit right? It’s tricksy…it looks like a sour or savory veggie, but is actually sweet and tasty inside.

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself? My answer: Meep, Meep!! (I used to be a speedwalker) 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be? My answer: Strawberry!! Love it!! 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be? My answer: Holding the couch down from flying into space! Our cat's pretty good at that!! 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever? My answer: Appetizers!! I love Chedder Bites and Mozarella sticks in Marinara from Sonic! I've always loved Bread and Salads at Olive Garden, and those little wienie things on toothpicks wrapped in Bacon!! Mmmm..... 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say? My answer: Humor him - he thinks he's funny, but the best is yet to come! 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could? My answer: Eating!! I wanna run on Solar Power!! 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be? My answer: Any 5 of those girls! I thought their music was great!! 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be? My answer: "Lookin' out for a Hero" - Whitney Huston 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals? My answer: Every Language in the World. Some people are animals already, so we're covered on that I think. 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? My answer: Strawberry!! Love it!!

1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself ? I learned as a kid never mutter anything out loud because someone is always listening and you usually get yourself in trouble. 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be ? Piñon, underrated and not everyone gets it. 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be ? Mine are pigs so they would be in waste management or farmers, possibly competitive eaters. 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever ? Appetizers for sure. 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say ? Knows how to swim so not afraid to burn bridges. 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could ? Vacuuming. 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be ? Tajin, I go with everything and people either love me or hate me. 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be ? Country Folks - Bubba Sparxxx 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals ? Every language. The possibilities that would open are insane. 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be ? Passion fruit. Pretty plain to look at but once you get to the inside you find a sweet/tart treat that you want more of.

Hi Sunshines! With so much going on in the world I thought I would ask some funny questions. Don't feel like you have to answer just giggle along with the rest of us 😀 1. What's the funniest thing you've ever been caught muttering to yourself? My answer: I'm not weird, I'm a squirrel trapped inside a woman living my best nutty life. 2. If you were a flavor, which one would you be? My answer: Peppermint because I love the taste and smell of mint 3. If animals had jobs, what would your pet’s job be? My answer: Probably criminals because they are always getting into trouble lol 4.Would you rather eat only desserts or only appetizers forever? My answer: Hmm that's a tough one probably appetizers I love fried things lol 5. If you had a warning label, what would it say? My answer: Will randomly blurt out things at the worst times. 6. What’s a chore you’d eliminate forever if you could? My answer: Hands down laundry, I would rather do dishes everyday then laundry lol 7. If you were a spice, which one would you be? My answer: Pumpkin spice because I love pumpkin pie yummy 8. If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be? My answer: Everybody dance now! 9. Would you rather speak every language in the world or be able to speak to animals? My answer: Animals, I would love to know why my dog always tilts her head when I dance around the house lol 10. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? My answer: Most definitely a Pineapple, because I would always get to wear a crown I hope you liked my questions and answers, remember it's okay to be silly and have fun even during the most difficult of times. Until we meet again remember you matter, you are loved and you are worthy of being loved ❤️

The phone company called me and told me I had an outstanding account!! I said why thank you

I went to the doctor a told him that my problem is I always take a dump at six . He looked at me puzzled and said why is that a problem? Well I said I don’t wake up till seven

1. Incoherent littlespace babbling while arguing with myself. 2. Skittles 3. Ankle biters for hire. 4. Appetizers, because I lack a sweet tooth. 5. Caution: Avoid bright light, don't get wet, and don't feed after midnight. 6. All of them 7. Baby Spice 8. The Only Thing They Fear Is You 9. Yes 10. Strawberry Fields Forever

Q: What kind of money do they use on Superman's Home World? A: Kryptocurrency

Where do Atheists donate their money? To Non-Prophet Organizations!

I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching.... ... to reverse and leaving the scene!!

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It's too bad the person decided to take the approach they did but they don't owe anyone anything really. They may just have decided it wasn't a good fit which is fine but it would be polite to vocalize that versus ghosting.

I just started a new gear topic in the IT club because I'm thinking about buying a new system. So far no responses 😭. We can definitely start a thread here for computer stuff.

@Baby Manda your answers made my day!

How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards

I just crashed my Kia . Now I have A Nokia

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday. … nun

Which actor should you never trust to fart? William Shatner

Community college is the way to go, I’m so glad I listened to my parents about going to community college before I go on with my degree because now that I’m almost done with my core classes I only need two years to finish my degree instead of four because I don’t have to do all the core classes when I transfer which makes it maybe about the best choice I ever made.

The following is a rather objective piece, gathered from many forum posts of people who do not know what to do or know what their relationship has become. Nature of DD/LG The nature of DD/LG is to guide and enrich both the lives of the Dominant and the Little. This is not a one sided relationship. This is not a relationship that is meant to be used to control or manipulate someone. Many posts on here allude to a relationship that is more fitting of a Master & Slave Dynamic. This is fine, as long as the consent is there. While manipulation and abuse is often seen as a man abusing or manipulating a woman, we must accept that abuse and manipulation can happen to anyone from anyone. While a majority of Doms would love for their Little to rely on them for every mundane task, this is not feasible nor is it healthy. I very often see insulting and ridiculous comments such as: “Littles should not do x.” “You are a Little, you cannot do x.” Littles are adults, they are fully capable and functioning human beings. As a Dom, once again, your task it to help nurture and enrich your Little. Don’t encourage them to become mentally and emotionally reliant on you, this is counterproductive and at times abusive. Help them become the productive members of society you know they can be. As a Little it is also up to you to gain independence. Being a Caregiver is a very difficult and draining job. You cannot expect someone to make your every decision for you. This is equally draining and abusing what a Caregiver is. If there is some part of normal life you struggle with (making phone calls, socializing, doing school work) talk to your Caregiver about how they can HELP you with these things. Note that being a helpless damsel in distress is fun for play time and Little Space but not something that should be encouraged for daily life. Consent Consent is the most important aspect of any relationship. Consent is when both parties agree upon something, this relates to rules, punishments, daily interactions and sexy time. Just because you have consented to something it the past does not mean you have to consent now. Just because someone consented to something before does not mean they are obligated to consent now. Feelings and situations can and will change. If you find yourself uncomfortable with something you once consented to, use your Safe Word. This is a wonderful and informative video on consent, please give it a watch (NSFW) Click here. Safe words A safe word is something that needs to be created in the beginning of a relationship. Think of a safe word as your Life Raft. This word/term means it is time to pause the dynamic. This shuts down whatever play is happening and allows the two of you to discuss what is going on. If you are uncomfortable or nervous with where a situation is heading, use your Safe Word. A Safe Word must at all times be honored. If someone uses a Safe Word, it is your job to discuss that with them. Do not blame yourself or the other person, do not get angry, listen to them and respect their decision. Positive reinforcement vs control Punishment should fit the crime. Punishment must be agreed upon by both parties beforehand. Punishment should fit the crime. Punishment must be agreed upon by both parties beforehand. Punishment should fit the crime. Punishment must be agreed upon by both parties beforehand. I really hope that has sank into any one reading this. It is that important. Harsh rules or punishments that were not previously agreed upon. Different strokes for different folks, many may like the following punishments and that is okay as long as both parties agreed to it. Examples of controlling and abusive punishments Taking away the right to bathe or shower Taking away the right to eat Taking away communication (with partner or anyone else, this includes friends or family members) Taking away lights Taking away clothing Taking away the right to use the bathroom Taking away social interaction (ie going online, going to a friends house, visiting family members) If it takes away a basic human necessity, it is abusive. No one can foresee the future. There most likely will come a time when you see a new rule or punishment should be implemented. That is okay! But first you must talk to your partner about it. You cannot decided to enforce a new rule without your partner knowing, people can’t read minds, they can’t possibly know what they did wrong and cannot be expected to accept a punishment added for no conceivable reason. Manipulation Tactics: Threatening self harm. This is a popular trend in all forms of relationships, it a powerful and usually successful. Using a threat of self harm is not okay. It is abuse and it is a tactic for controlling someone. You should be able to talk to your partner if you are feeling upset, hurt or depressed but bringing it up as a way to keep someone around is NOT okay. “If you do x I am going to do x to myself” “If you ever leave me I am going to x” Verbal abuse. When you tell someone something enough, they will start to believe it. Never underestimate the power of your words and the effect they can and will have on others. This can work in a good or bad way. “You are ugly”, “No one will love you”, “You are stupid”, “I wish I never met you” Vs “You are beautiful”,”I love you”, “You are intelligent”, “I am happy you are in my life” Making you feel guilty over commonplace and simple, small things. Guilt is a powerful emotion and can have a person doing things they wouldn’t ordinarily do to please someone. If you find yourself no longer able to do normal things like see your friends, visit family, go out, enjoy healthy hobbies you previously had, etc without feeling overwhelming guilt from your partner, this is not okay. Gas Lighting. Gas Lighting is very common in any type of relationship. It is a gradual process with devastating effects. It essentially causes a person to question their feelings, emotions and sanity. For a more in depth look at Gas Lighting please read this article. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/power-in-relationships/200905/are-you-being-gaslighted Getting angry about small things, or things beyond your control. If you are in an abusive relationship, close proximity or LDR help is out there. National Child Abuse Helpline: 1-800-422-4453 National Domestic Violence Crisis Line: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) National Domestic Violence Hotline (TDD): 1-800-787-32324 Center for the Prevention of School Violence: 1-800-299-6504 Domestic Violence Helpline: 1-800-548-2722 Healing Woman Foundation (Abuse): 1-800-477-4111 Women’s Aid National Domestic Violence Helpline: (UK Only) 0345 023 468 Sexual Abuse Centre: (UK Only) 0117 935 1707 Sexual Assault Support (24/7, English & Spanish): 1-800-223-5001 Relationships Australia: 1300-364-277 Rape Abuse & Incest National Network or 800-656-HOPE (4673) Abuse Not: 0808 8005015 (UK) Women’s Aid National (UK) Domestic Violence Helpline 0345 023 468 (UK)